Re: Message to Simon "Dirty" Girty and a note for the Doctor (Mary, that is!)

Name    : 
E-Mail  : 
Subject : 

Comments:
: 
: Doctor Mary wrote:
: : Oh, my lord! Mr. Girty, your sense of direction matches your
: : fickleness. Mr. Poe was running the pool skimmer over my
: : hot tub in preparation for tonight's ablutions, and found
: : poor Dweebie floating in the corner. Great job you did fixing
: : the poor thing's glasses...the lenses are supposed to go 
: : IN FRONT, Simon honey. Luckily, Mr. Poe gave him immediate
: : mouth-to-mouth resuscitation (and didn't he have some fast
: : explaining to do when I happened upon THAT little scene!!!)
: : and he managed to save him. We wrapped his poor, frail little
: : body in a horse blanket, and he's resting comfortably in the
: : tool shed. Perhaps you'd still like to visit, Simon...and
: : while you here you can figure out how to remove two sacks
: : of squirrel innards from my hot tub!!!! And no, they don't
: : float!!! 

: Dear Doctor M...imagine my surprise to read this message from you, when the Dweebster just staggered into the village this very morning and collapsed in a heap upon Old Crone's doorstep!  (Poor fool couldn't even figure out to collapse at MY house, where he'd find vittles and drink to help fix him right up!)

: "Hmmmm..." says I.  "Who is this Dweebie Imposter Doctor Mary's blatherin' on about?"  So I checked with Sassy, and she did a little of her conjurin', and lo and behold!  It appears we have a real mix-up going on here...that's NOT Dweebie in your hot tub, you crazy medico! That's his long-lost twin brother, Feebie!!!
: He's worse than the OTHER one is!  Take him, and welcome to him!

: More on the saga of Dweebie and Feebie Day-Lewis, who were separated at birth, on another day!

: Love & Like that,
: Miss Marcia
: PS...oh, and it turns out the Mr. Poe you've been guarding so carefully lo these many weeks isn't Nathaniel at all, but *E. A.*,..some writer who churns out gruesome stories about beating hearts and ringing bells and lost maidens named Lenore, nameless here forever more.


Optional Link URL:  
Link Title:         
Optional Image URL: