Re: Message to Simon "Dirty" Girty

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Posted by Doctor Mary on January 31, 1999 at 14:25:55:

In Reply to: Re: Message to Simon posted by S. Girty on January 31, 1999 at 13:23:14:

:
: : Dear Mr. Girty,

: : I have another small favor to ask if you happen to be in the neighborhood today...that idjit Dweebie still hasn't gotten to town yet. Sassy Soothsayer took a swoop over the forest this morning and reports he's back down the trail a ways, circling round and round the mulberry bush, and hollering for his mama. You'll have no trouble finding him...he can be heard for miles and miles! ..... Could you possibly point him in our general DI-rection once again, and give him a big, ol' shove? It'd be worth a whole plate of my famous Squirrel Fritters to me.

: : Thankee ever so!
: : Yours Most Graciously,
: : Miss Marcia

: >>Miss Marcia,

: Is that what that infernal noise was that kept me awake all night? I was ready to sink my hatchet into whatevers skull was cattawallin' about....
: I'm sure your glad I didnt ;-)
: I will send Sa-Lo-Li and some trusted brothers out to find him [I dont dare send my Shawnee brothers out, the Colonials have got them stirred up again. No amount of trade goods would insure Dweebies safe return]...
: I am confident that we will get him pointed in the right direction.
: Incedently, I sent along his glasses. I managed to repair them with a glue made from boiling a cows horn & sinew. Should do the trick.
: I look forward to the squirrel fritters :-)

: Kindest Regards,
: S.Girty

Oh, my lord! Mr. Girty, your sense of direction matches your
fickleness. Mr. Poe was running the pool skimmer over my
hot tub in preparation for tonight's ablutions, and found
poor Dweebie floating in the corner. Great job you did fixing
the poor thing's glasses...the lenses are supposed to go
IN FRONT, Simon honey. Luckily, Mr. Poe gave him immediate
mouth-to-mouth resuscitation (and didn't he have some fast
explaining to do when I happened upon THAT little scene!!!)
and he managed to save him. We wrapped his poor, frail little
body in a horse blanket, and he's resting comfortably in the
tool shed. Perhaps you'd still like to visit, Simon...and
while you here you can figure out how to remove two sacks
of squirrel innards from my hot tub!!!! And no, they don't
float!!!

Doctor M

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Re: Message to Simon "Dirty" Girty and a note for the Doctor (Mary, that is!) Miss Marcia 15:31:57 1/31/99 (0)

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: : : Dear Mr. Girty,

: : : I have another small favor to ask if you happen to be in the neighborhood today...that idjit Dweebie still hasn't gotten to town yet. Sassy Soothsayer took a swoop over the forest this morning and reports he's back down the trail a ways, circling round and round the mulberry bush, and hollering for his mama. You'll have no trouble finding him...he can be heard for miles and miles! ..... Could you possibly point him in our general DI-rection once again, and give him a big, ol' shove? It'd be worth a whole plate of my famous Squirrel Fritters to me.

: : : Thankee ever so!
: : : Yours Most Graciously,
: : : Miss Marcia

: : >>Miss Marcia,

: : Is that what that infernal noise was that kept me awake all night? I was ready to sink my hatchet into whatevers skull was cattawallin' about....
: : I'm sure your glad I didnt ;-)
: : I will send Sa-Lo-Li and some trusted brothers out to find him [I dont dare send my Shawnee brothers out, the Colonials have got them stirred up again. No amount of trade goods would insure Dweebies safe return]...
: : I am confident that we will get him pointed in the right direction.
: : Incedently, I sent along his glasses. I managed to repair them with a glue made from boiling a cows horn & sinew. Should do the trick.
: : I look forward to the squirrel fritters :-)

: : Kindest Regards,
: : S.Girty

: Oh, my lord! Mr. Girty, your sense of direction matches your
: fickleness. Mr. Poe was running the pool skimmer over my
: hot tub in preparation for tonight's ablutions, and found
: poor Dweebie floating in the corner. Great job you did fixing
: the poor thing's glasses...the lenses are supposed to go
: IN FRONT, Simon honey. Luckily, Mr. Poe gave him immediate
: mouth-to-mouth resuscitation (and didn't he have some fast
: explaining to do when I happened upon THAT little scene!!!)
: and he managed to save him. We wrapped his poor, frail little
: body in a horse blanket, and he's resting comfortably in the
: tool shed. Perhaps you'd still like to visit, Simon...and
: while you here you can figure out how to remove two sacks
: of squirrel innards from my hot tub!!!! And no, they don't
: float!!!

: Doctor M

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