Posted by Doctor Mary on January 28, 1999 at 18:50:58:
In Reply to: Re: Alarm and Consternation posted by S. Girty on January 28, 1999 at 18:31:37:
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: : : I think Miss Marcia is jes bee-in too coy. I seen that Simon Girty around. Wat's more I think he done in the Town Cryer. Hain't seen the Town Cryer in these here parts fer ny on to a fort night.
: : : Old Crone
: : Don't worry your old gray head, Crone...Simie is with moi
: : and we plan to have a nice cozy weekend watching the Superbowl
: : while sitting in my hot tub, and dining on my fabulous Roadkill
: : Chili garnished with the possum eyeballs left over from Miss
: : Marcia's Possum Surprise. So MYOB, you old bag! Kiss! Kiss!
: : Doctor M
: I hearn tell that my shadow was spotted in the forest. I've been away on the wartrail, having taken up the hatchet covered with blood [since when do I put it down? ;-) ]...
: Its been cold, windy, & rainy in these parts, and I look forward to the possum & blankets in the corn crib...
: Miss Marcia, if you see a faint glow from just inside the crib, you'll know its me enjoying an after dinner bowl of tobac'kee ;-)
: S. Girty
: [I can smell that possum already]....
ATTENTION!! ATTENTION!! ANNOUNCING A HOT TUB VACANCY FOR SUNDAY!!
So, Simie...you prefer squatting in a corn crib hoping that
Miss Marcia will throw you a hunk of her regrettably overdone
possum??? What am I, chopped elk liver???!! Your loss, bub!!
Begone, Renegade Dirtbag!!
Doctor M