Posted by TownCryer on October 23, 1998 at 21:39:42:
Very humbly: Ring Ring Ring...
This olde towncrier has just noticed that our venerable
Sassy Soothsayer Sassily Saying Sooths, is lost!
Nad yours truly, quaking in her booths due to the around-the-
corner presence of All Hollow's Eye, has shut her eyes so tightly
while Crying Thruout the Land that...
Sassy S.S.S missing presence has gone amiss...
Aaaaaaaeeeeeeyyyyyyyy!
What power can be greater than Sassy's?
What evil has been lurking in the shadows which has been overtaken our
irreplaceable Sassy?
In fact, this silence is growing by the minute...
just the wind... and rattling treebranches...
oh my, did I just hear a faint sigh in the meadows????
Alert! ring ring! Sassy is Lost!
TownCryer
she who is trying to put a brave front