Posted by The TT on October 23, 1998 at 15:02:50:
My dear and esteemed English Trader,
Would you care to meet with me tonight, on the new cemetery
behind the old Indian burial ground, behind Cameron's Cabin?
I hear there are rattling skeleton afoot in the area, and i feel
sicne the towncryer is frightened into silence,
we can have our tea for coffee trade meeting without any further
disturbances by scalp hunters or the traders' guild.
Yours most effacingly,
The Turkish Trader
aka The Mighty Otto Mani