Re: What If....

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: : :Here's another worst cast
: Hawkeye- Schwarzanegger
: Uncas- Steven Tyler
: Chinachgook- Stone Cold
: Magua- my guy friend
: Cora- Christina Ricci( if she were 18 then)or Mariah Carey
: Duncan-Kelsey Grammar
: Alice- Sable(you know from WWF)
: Col Munro- Mr. Bean
: Montcalm- ??? 
: : : : Pat asks:
: : : : :  Best Possible Cast -  (that's difficult, isn't it?) 
: : : : :  Worse Possible Cast -  (who would you NOT like to see as Hawkeye? Cora? Mauga? Alice? Uncas?  etc., Scary, isn't it?!!)

: : : : Hi, Pat...Chris once asked us to recast LOTM, too, and I just couldn't do it.  Sorry, but it's unimaginable to think of any other actors being acceptable in the roles.  

: : : : Worst possible is easier!  

: : : : Hawkeye:  Steven Seagal (sp?)
: : : : Cora:  Courtney Love
: : : : Alice:  Alicia Silverstone
: : : : Uncas:  Paul Rodriguez
: : : : Magua:  Graham Greene
: : : : Duncan:  Jim Carrey
: : : : Munro:  Werner Klemperer
: : : : Montcalm:  Marcel Marceau
: : : : Soldier #2:  ANYONE other than Eric Hurley would be AWFUL!!!

: : : : There!  How's that for starters?

: : : : DISCLAIMER:  The above casting does not necessarily mean I dislike the mentioned actor/actress...just that I think they would be pretty strange choices for this film.

: : : : MMMM

: : : MMMM
: : : Your selections are inspired - oooh! makes me shudder!  You're right, I cannot think of ANYONE who could have done as well as our stalwart cast in any of the parts.
: : : Pat

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: : This is fun! Worst possible cast? You said THE WORST. This is totally tongue-in-cheek, of course.

: : Hawkeye:  Jerry Seinfeld
: : Uncas:  Ray Rivera
: : Chingachgook: Cheech Marin
: :   (can't you just see them in the Elk Hunt?)
: : Magua: Gary Farmer (hilarious in "Dead Man")
: : Cora: Bebe Neuwirth in her Lillith 'do.
: : Alice: Lisa Kudrow
: : Duncan: David Hyde Pierce
: : Colonel Munro: the late Bennie Hill
: : Montcalm: Billie Bob Thornton(he can be anybody)

: : It would be a farce if anybody else even attempted to take any of our favorites place. I've accepted that premise and run with it.... Hey, how about me as Cora? 

: : Kathy


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