Wicked English Trader?

Posted by Bemused Willow on October 15, 1998 at 21:03:53:

In Reply to: Re: truly an honor! posted by English Trader on October 15, 1998 at 19:54:33:

Dear English Trader,

First off, a denial: No, I do not have the honor of knowing the OttoMani Trader personally.

Second, I was under the impression that The ET and The TT were devoted partners in trade, sworn to defend each other's profit, honor, and hide.

However, as an innocent bystander and coooooompletely unbiased observer, I got to wondering if you, the trader with the most correct deportment at all times, mmight not be turning your back to your secret partner for the pleasure of having Rocky Mountain Oysters with Ms. Penny Saved and the notorious GayLee Cooper at Cameron's Cabin?

again, as a completely innocent bystander and party sworn to truth, I can assure you t hat the rumors of The TT hving moonshine and b-b-q'd Duncan at Cameron's Cabin, are compleltely false! False, I tell you!

The TT aka OM Trader is deeply hurt by your defection to the enemy's camp, but I have it on good authority that he will forgivie you if you send a Pontiac Moon via The Lady's Unicorn.

Wishing you an intact scalp,

yours truly,

Merry Willow

Follow Ups:

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: Dear English Trader,


: First off, a denial: No, I do not have the honor of knowing the OttoMani Trader personally.

: Second, I was under the impression that The ET and The TT were devoted partners in trade, sworn to defend each other's profit, honor, and hide.

: However, as an innocent bystander and coooooompletely unbiased observer, I got to wondering if you, the trader with the most correct deportment at all times, mmight not be turning your back to your secret partner for the pleasure of having Rocky Mountain Oysters with Ms. Penny Saved and the notorious GayLee Cooper at Cameron's Cabin?


: again, as a completely innocent bystander and party sworn to truth, I can assure you t hat the rumors of The TT hving moonshine and b-b-q'd Duncan at Cameron's Cabin, are compleltely false! False, I tell you!


: The TT aka OM Trader is deeply hurt by your defection to the enemy's camp, but I have it on good authority that he will forgivie you if you send a Pontiac Moon via The Lady's Unicorn.


: Wishing you an intact scalp,

: yours truly,

: Merry Willow 


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