Re: A Little Humor

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: : This is a sad day -- I watched the 9/11 special last night
: : and all the horror of that day came back. However, it's
: : (for a change) a beautful day here in Pittsburgh, and when
: : I read Rich's Sunday post bemoaning his Official Old Fart
: : status, I came up with the following ditty, which is to be
: : sung to "When You're A Jet" from West Side Story.

: : When you're an Old Fart
: : You can fart all the way
: : From morning till night
: : Till your last dying day!

: : When you're an Old Fart
: : You can piss people off
: : You can say what you want
: : And then wheeze and cough!

: : Poop in your Depends
: : You won't have to change 'em!
: : Turn off your hearing aid!
: : That'll just derange 'em!

: : When you're an Old Fart
: : You can get your own way!
: : You can smoked cigarettes
: : And get drunk everyday!

: : When your an Old Fart
: : You can sit on your ass
: : You can listen to Oldies
: : And then pass some gas!

: : Then pass some gas
: : Then pass some gas ALL DAY!
: : Yeah!!

: : Kissy! Kissy! to all the O.O.F.'s out there!!

: : Doc M

: Your mind works - and I use the word "works" VERY loosely - in mysterious ways. What can one say after reading your ... your ... your ... poetry? ... but "thanks for being here!"


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