A Little Humor

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: This is a sad day -- I watched the 9/11 special last night
: and all the horror of that day came back. However, it's
: (for a change) a beautful day here in Pittsburgh, and when
: I read Rich's Sunday post bemoaning his Official Old Fart
: status, I came up with the following ditty, which is to be
: sung to "When You're A Jet" from West Side Story.

: When you're an Old Fart
: You can fart all the way
: From morning till night
: Till your last dying day!

: When you're an Old Fart
: You can piss people off
: You can say what you want
: And then wheeze and cough!

: Poop in your Depends
: You won't have to change 'em!
: Turn off your hearing aid!
: That'll just derange 'em!

: When you're an Old Fart
: You can get your own way!
: You can smoked cigarettes
: And get drunk everyday!

: When your an Old Fart
: You can sit on your ass
: You can listen to Oldies
: And then pass some gas!

: Then pass some gas
: Then pass some gas ALL DAY!
: Yeah!!

: Kissy! Kissy! to all the O.O.F.'s out there!!

: Doc M


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