Posted by Mohicanland Apothecary Proprietess on March 06, 2002 at 12:04:53:
So you wanna climb mountains? You wanna run gauntlets & compete in a black powder shoot? Ya' even wanna do the Death March! Well, how ya' gonna win if ya' don't have energy, stamina, & a good cheatin' plan???
Competition will be fierce & ruthless, ya' know?
Okay - the cheatin' plan can be bought from the French Trader (he takes MasterWampum). We, your favorite colony apothecary proprietesses, are gonna help ya' with the stamina-energy thing.
Run on over to the apothecary & pick anythin' ya' want & our Factor will take 10% off the price. Just ink in 'Mohicanland Resident' on the order form & you can deduct 10%!!!!
Quick! Quick! Your opponent's gonna try & buy it up!
(Cheatin' Hint: Green Magic)