Re: Urgent Message to Lady Ann

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: : My dear sister-in-weirdness Lady Ann:

: : Please be advised that Doc M's good name has been HIJACKED by
: : some nameless freak-o purporting to be my messenger service!!!
: : It is well-known that all Doc M's messengers, while strapping
: : specimens of Huron manhood, are sadly ignorant in the ways
: : of cyberspace. The last keyboard they got ahold of -- from the
: : belongings of a late Seattle-based trader -- they roasted over
: : a slow fire. While I often feel that is the best solution to
: : many computer problems -- as well as the laughingly-named "technical
: : service technicians" -- the resulting stench made them quite
: : leery of approaching the "magic clickity box that Mistress yells
: : bad words at." 

: : All that being said, I certainly blush at your pretty compliments
: : as to my, er, piano-tuning skills. In fact, many of my customers
: : achieve, shall we say, "high c" without effort after certain
: : of my patented adjustments are made. I will be happy to lend my
: : expertise is any way you think improper. 

: : Hmmm -- feedback sounds interesting. It's not in any way
: : related to *ugh* souse meat or head cheese, is it? *shudder*
: : Now there's nothing better than parboiled young spring
: : hunchback, in my opinion -- I've had it many a time with
: : fava beans and a nice chianti. *snort! snort!*

: : The Alice Jump should be about 15 feet I would say -- with
: : a few broken bottles strewn about the base just to make things
: : interesting. The fried egg look can easily be achived if 
: : contestants are plied with a few dippers of Bumppo's Best
: : Corn Squeezin's beforehand.

: : I will be happy to lend some of my more scholarly monographs
: : to interested parties for the occasion. "Age and Treachery
: : Will Always Overcome Youth and Skill" is my favorite, along
: : with "Take My Heart, Please! A Treatise Exploring Comedic
: : Traditions Among the Huron Nation," and "Captive Barbecue:
: : Betty Croaker's Recipies From Many Lands."

: : Huggies to you, dear Lady.

: : Doc M

: Well, I ain't Lady Ann, but I just had to say, Doc, you might be a wee bit looney, but you really are quite intelligent. Pretty amazing ...

: Reminds me, a bit, of the gone, but not forgotten, TGATL!


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