Posted by Doc M on February 02, 2002 at 09:39:30:
My dear sister-in-weirdness Lady Ann:
Please be advised that Doc M's good name has been HIJACKED by
some nameless freak-o purporting to be my messenger service!!!
It is well-known that all Doc M's messengers, while strapping
specimens of Huron manhood, are sadly ignorant in the ways
of cyberspace. The last keyboard they got ahold of -- from the
belongings of a late Seattle-based trader -- they roasted over
a slow fire. While I often feel that is the best solution to
many computer problems -- as well as the laughingly-named "technical
service technicians" -- the resulting stench made them quite
leery of approaching the "magic clickity box that Mistress yells
bad words at."
All that being said, I certainly blush at your pretty compliments
as to my, er, piano-tuning skills. In fact, many of my customers
achieve, shall we say, "high c" without effort after certain
of my patented adjustments are made. I will be happy to lend my
expertise is any way you think improper.
Hmmm -- feedback sounds interesting. It's not in any way
related to *ugh* souse meat or head cheese, is it? *shudder*
Now there's nothing better than parboiled young spring
hunchback, in my opinion -- I've had it many a time with
fava beans and a nice chianti. *snort! snort!*
The Alice Jump should be about 15 feet I would say -- with
a few broken bottles strewn about the base just to make things
interesting. The fried egg look can easily be achived if
contestants are plied with a few dippers of Bumppo's Best
Corn Squeezin's beforehand.
I will be happy to lend some of my more scholarly monographs
to interested parties for the occasion. "Age and Treachery
Will Always Overcome Youth and Skill" is my favorite, along
with "Take My Heart, Please! A Treatise Exploring Comedic
Traditions Among the Huron Nation," and "Captive Barbecue:
Betty Croaker's Recipies From Many Lands."
Huggies to you, dear Lady.
Doc M