Re: LOTM

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: : : : : : : : Theresa: Thanks for the information about DDL.  Wish he would come to Florida for a visit.  

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: : : : : : : Well, Florida, if he comes to Florida for a visit, just send him a little north to Alabama for one, too.  Where in Florida do you live?

: : : : : : : Theresa

: : : : : : If DDL shows up down here I'll let you know.  I live between Ft. Lauderdale and Boca Raton in a town called Coconut Creek.  We are having the most gorgeous weather - sunny and about 82 degrees.

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: : : : : Well Grandma, we are having some unusually warm weather here our own selves, but for Alabama, 75 degrees in January is not good.  Probably means we'll be dodging tornadoes tonight and tomorrow until the cold front moves through.

: : : : : Thanks for sending Dan my way!  LOL!

: : : : : Theresa
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: : : : Well, since there's so much interest in DDL's whereabouts, maybe a DDL-locator can be added to the site---somewhere up around the weather and that cute little clock---then we can see the weather, the time, and DDL's current location...!  I'm sure Dan won't mind wearing a little global positioning monitor that beams by satellite directly to the Mohicanpress website...!

: : : : Nancy
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: : : Nancy

: : : We don't need a global positioning monitor to locate him.  All that is needed is a sunny day and reflection off that SHAVED HEAD OF HIS!!!!!!  ARRGGHHH!!!!!

: : : Theresa
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: : THAT wingnut DD-L can remain with his frump-o wife. The
: : REAL DD-L (aka Hawkeye, aka Nathaniel) is residing
: : quite happily with Doc M in her residential quarters
: : next to The Mohicanland Clinic for the Terinally Weird.
: : I'm sure we can arrange for short visitations by
: : interested parties -- please contact Doc M's attorneys,
: : Messrs. Magua, Huron,and Huron c/o Mohican Press for
: : details. I probably can find the key to his handcuffs
: : if you give me enough notice.

: : Kissies!

: : Doc M

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: Doc M:

: Ah-HAH!  The truth comes out at last!  So the only way you can keep Nathaniel with you is to handcuff him?  Oh, don't tell me that you cuff him so he'll keep his hands off of you...I don't believe it for a minute.

: I'm not going to fight you for him, but I'll tell you this---if he were here with me, he'd stay of his own free will!!  I don't need cuffs needed to keep him captive!

: Oh, and I will be arranging to make a short visitation with Nathaniel.  I baked a cake for him---no, there's no file baked in it, honest!  

: Nancy


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