Posted by The Huggy Merchant on September 09, 2001 at 06:14:23:
Dave Barry
(b. 1950) American humorist
Women often ask, "What do men *really* want, deep in their souls?" The best answer -- based on in-depth analysis of the complex and subtle interplay of thought, instinct, and emotion that constitutes the male psyche -- is that, deep in their souls, men want to watch stuff go "bang."