Posted by The Huggy Merchant on September 06, 2001 at 05:22:41:
Ok...ok....I'm back. I know you missed me....I can tell this by the fact that Rich is posting long lists of things, and Elaine is talking about Russell (oh beefy piece of man flesh!) Crowe. Here are two people who are desperately in need of a 'thought', I believe. Sooooo....the thought for the day is....
'do not delete anything off your old laptop before you have thoroughly checked everything has been transferred to your new one....and do check that your overnight backup is REALLY backing up your business accounts otherwise you are likely to find that you have lost six weeks worth of accounts which will all have to be reloaded. This naturally will occur when a whole years worth of accounts is at the accountants. This sort of thing will also happen in threes, so it is likely that whilst all this is going on, your outlook express will corrupt and you will lose every address in your address book, along with the vast majority of your mail.'
Yes, folks, this has been my life for the last week or so - hence my absence.....
[start of moments pause...to visualise Russell Crowe smothered in chocolate...*smiling*....end of pause]
Anyhoo, for those of you have mailed me in the last few days...if I haven't responded...I lost your mail...and I won't lie about it - I have completely forgotten what you typed (Clabert & Ilse...its not that I don't love you....I am just having amnesia time due to hyperventilation brought on by extreme computer stress - email me again!)
[moments pause....to remember Rich's reaction to a lonely little car stranded on an airstrip in NC....*laughing butt off*...end of pause]
Ok...this is the end of the ravings of a madwoman...time to go put the little jacket on with the fastenings on at the back and go bang my head against a wall for a while....
ttfn
HM
PS Telescopic tomahawk....yup....been there...thought that...
PPS Ilse....I am in need of some fooooooood and fluuuuuuuids!!