Re: The Tavern Formerly Known As...

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: : : : : Alright, already!! Poor pathetic old Doc M was laboring
: : : : : under the assumption that the deed to Bumppo's had been
: : : : : absconded with, hence a name change was necessary.
: : : : : Luckily, TGAT Lainey has kindly consented to set me
: : : : : straight...OW!! OW!! OW!!. So be it known to one and
: : : : : all that Bumppo's it was, Bumppo's it is, and Bumppo's
: : : : : it ever shall be amen. *snort! snort! snort*

: : : : : Doc M

: : : : Having been "set straight" by TGAT One on several occasions - hmmmm - no, let me rephrase that. Having been, shall we say, ENLIGHTENED by said GAT One previously, I can fully appreciate your coming to complete agreement on this issue of import so quickly, Doc. I do feel for you! 

: : : : May I suggest, as first order of business ... well, maybe adding another wall or two might override this ... BUT AFTER THAT ... We might consider hiring another tavern wench, if only on a temporary basis. Good for business, you know. You DO know that, don't you, Doc? Our old wench, has been in contact, and may yet resume her wenchly duties, but she's a bit incapacitated by the recent strife at the moment.

: : : : Of course, I am not precluding you from the position, rough around the edges as you are becoming, just didn't want you to feel obligated ... your plate, we understand, is quite full already.

: : : : We should act with haste ... Uncas and the Mohicans ought to be passing through here any time now ... Another year pass ... Trading has been good! Nice horse! Where's Jo? I leave it in your care ...

: : : : TGATO'sWB

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: : : WENCH??? WENCH??? The Glorious Doc M is no WENCH, Postal Boy!
: : : Wenches serve...Doc M RULES!!! Clear it up any??? Feel
: : : free to hire some suitable and malleable person ASAP --
: : : the dust bunnies are beginning to stick to my leopard
: : : print open-toed wedgies. Most vexing! 

: : : Kissy! Kissy!

: : : Doc M

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: : Hey!  HEY!!  Nobody look at me!  Sweet and charming and goodness personified I may be.... but malleable? nuh huh!  My vote, of course would be the Dutch Trader....business has been slow of late, and I think she could add a certain je-ne-sais-quoi to the establishment.....a wench a la Carla in Cheers mebbe?

: : Just a thought....

: : HM (always thinking!)

: Goodness gracious Huggy,

: Obviously, I will not deny the je-ne-sais-quoi part of your message... But! When it comes to those good things in life, I am ever so more a consumer than an intermediate retailer, you know?

: DT 


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