Re: The Tavern Formerly Known As...

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: : : : Alright, already!! Poor pathetic old Doc M was laboring
: : : : under the assumption that the deed to Bumppo's had been
: : : : absconded with, hence a name change was necessary.
: : : : Luckily, TGAT Lainey has kindly consented to set me
: : : : straight...OW!! OW!! OW!!. So be it known to one and
: : : : all that Bumppo's it was, Bumppo's it is, and Bumppo's
: : : : it ever shall be amen. *snort! snort! snort*

: : : : Doc M

: To: Madame "Doc" Mary

: We regret to inform you that your previous employee, one Madame Red, remains in sick bay, under the care of an unnamed Wise Woman near the Sea Islands of S.C. She is suffering ill effects of a failed hanging attempt for witchcraft and murder, a bad back, and serious mental delusions. 

: Might we offer you the possibility of employing one of her former classmates, one Miss Bridget O'Shea, formerly of County Antrim, Ireland, recently of Boston, New Amsterdam, Charlestowne and most recently in the care of the Cherokee tribe. 
: In A comely lass with brunette hair, lovelyamethyst eyes, a buck knife at her waist and a keen skill with gunpowder. A word:  She's been betrayed, mistreated, evicted, assaulted,
: robbed and cheated, so she ain't the most trustin' of lasses, don't talk nearly as much as Red did, but she's comely and serves up a mean dram o'squeezins. Needs a job bad.
: > Let us know if ye're willin' to give her a try. We hate the thought of the esteemed Doc Mary slinging squeezins. 
: Please reply forthwith.
: Wenche Employment Services Ltd. 

: 
: : : Having been "set straight" by TGAT One on several occasions - hmmmm - no, let me rephrase that. Having been, shall we say, ENLIGHTENED by said GAT One previously, I can fully appreciate your coming to complete agreement on this issue of import so quickly, Doc. I do feel for you! 

: : : May I suggest, as first order of business ... well, maybe adding another wall or two might override this ... BUT AFTER THAT ... We might consider hiring another tavern wench, if only on a temporary basis. Good for business, you know. You DO know that, don't you, Doc? Our old wench, has been in contact, and may yet resume her wenchly duties, but she's a bit incapacitated by the recent strife at the moment.

: : : Of course, I am not precluding you from the position, rough around the edges as you are becoming, just didn't want you to feel obligated ... your plate, we understand, is quite full already.

: : : We should act with haste ... Uncas and the Mohicans ought to be passing through here any time now ... Another year pass ... Trading has been good! Nice horse! Where's Jo? I leave it in your care ...

: : : TGATO'sWB

: : 
: : WENCH??? WENCH??? The Glorious Doc M is no WENCH, Postal Boy!
: : Wenches serve...Doc M RULES!!! Clear it up any??? Feel
: : free to hire some suitable and malleable person ASAP --
: : the dust bunnies are beginning to stick to my leopard
: : print open-toed wedgies. Most vexing! 

: : Kissy! Kissy!

: : Doc M


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