Laugh for the Day

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: : If I were asked to give what I consider the single most useful bit of advice for all humanity it would be this: Expect trouble as an inevitable part of life and when it comes, hold you head high, look it squarely in eye and say, 'I will be bigger than you. You cannot defeat me.' 

: : (Ann Landers, American Columnist, b.1918)

: Thanks, Huggy! I should put this one up on my bathroom mirror..

: And here is a cute joke I thought I'd share:

: "The Religious Lady On The Plane "

: There was a religious lady that had to do a lot of traveling for her
: business, so naturally, she did a lot of flying.  Flying made her
: extremely nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her to read
: since it helped relax her on the long flights.

: One time, she was sitting next to a man.  When he saw her pull out her
: Bible, he gave a little chuckle, smirked and went back to what he was
: doing.

: After a while, he turned to her and asked, "You don't really believe all
: that stuff in there, do you?"

: The lady replied, "Of course I do.  It is the Bible."

: He said, "Well, what about the guy that was swallowed by the whale?"

: She replied, "Oh, Jonah.  Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible."

: He asked, "Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the
: whale?"

: The lady said, "Well, I don't really know.  I guess when I get to
: heaven, I will ask him."

: "What if he isn't in heaven?" the man asked sarcastically.

: "Then you can ask him,"  replied the lady.


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