Re: Note from a Confused and Naive Southern Lady...

Posted by Chris on July 30, 2001 at 16:40:40:

In Reply to: Re: Note from a Confused and Naive Southern Lady... posted by Lady Ann on July 30, 2001 at 13:45:39:

: My Dear Doctor:

: Alas, my black patent leather day ensemble has no buttonholes, so I will have to forego the white carnation. But nevermind, I believe we buy our stilettoes from the same fashion house (Was that Mr. Magua's House of Pain?)and as they say, "By her shoes ye shall know her..."

: Yes, a mutual arrangement shall be to our joint satisfaction...there is much work to be done in Mohicanland, many to be whipped into shape...perhaps a "Tough Love Clinic" is in order?

: By the way, you can't go wrong with the USMC when it comes to handling those difficult household chores...I've commanded a few in my day and those boys are always first on my beaches...

: In great anticipation of what could be the beginning of a beautiful (and lucrative) friendship,

: Lady Ann

Um. Maybe it's just my dirty mind in the gutter, but somehow I don't think "naive Southern lady" quite fits here. Perhaps you should change the name of this thread to more accurately describe its contents.
Anyway, thanks for the real laugh out loud.
Chris

Follow Ups:

• Re: Note from a Confused and Naive Southern Lady... Lady Ann 06:37:12 7/31/2001 (6)
  • Re: Note from a Confused and Naive Southern Lady... Chris 11:24:23 7/31/2001 (2)
    • Re: Note from a Confused and Naive Southern Lady... Doc M 12:04:21 7/31/2001 (1)
      • Re: Note from a Confused and Naive Southern Lady... Chris 19:41:52 7/31/2001 (0)
  • Re: Note from a Confused and Naive Southern Lady... TGAT Lainey 11:06:29 7/31/2001 (0)
  • Re: Note from a Confused and Naive Southern Lady... Marc 07:57:48 7/31/2001 (1)
    • Re: Note from a Confused and Naive Southern Lady... Lady Ann 08:42:28 7/31/2001 (0)

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: : My Dear Doctor:

: : Alas, my black patent leather day ensemble has no buttonholes, so I will have to forego the white carnation.  But nevermind, I believe we buy our stilettoes from the same fashion house (Was that Mr. Magua's House of Pain?)and as they say, "By her shoes ye shall know her..."

: : Yes, a mutual arrangement shall be to our joint satisfaction...there is much work to be done in Mohicanland, many to be whipped into shape...perhaps a "Tough Love Clinic" is in order?

: : By the way, you can't go wrong with the USMC when it comes to handling those difficult household chores...I've commanded a few in my day and those boys are always first on my beaches...

: : In great anticipation of what could be the beginning of a beautiful (and lucrative) friendship,

: : Lady Ann

: 
: Um.  Maybe it's just my dirty mind in the gutter, but somehow I don't think "naive Southern lady" quite fits here.  Perhaps you should change the name of this thread to more accurately describe its contents.
: Anyway, thanks for the real laugh out loud.
: Chris


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