Re: Note from a Confused and Naive Southern Lady...

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: : : Ooooooo! "Sturdy" and "flail" in the same sentence! You just
: : : made Doc M's heart go pitty-pat, pitty-pat! *fan! fan! fan!*
: : : Please wear a white carnation in your buttonhole, Lady A.
: : : To say you're "the drooling one" in Doc M's waiting room
: : : does not exactly single you out, if you get my drift. You
: : : appear to be a girl after Doc M's own soft and loving heart.
: : : Shall we discuss apprenticeship terms over a little brewski?
: : : Don't worry about the cleaning -- I believe I'll be 
: : : interviewing a likely candidate later on. Semper Fi!

: : : Doc M

: : My Dear Doctor:

: : Alas, my black patent leather day ensemble has no buttonholes, so I will have to forego the white carnation.  But nevermind, I believe we buy our stilettoes from the same fashion house (Was that Mr. Magua's House of Pain?)and as they say, "By her shoes ye shall know her..."

: : Yes, a mutual arrangement shall be to our joint satisfaction...there is much work to be done in Mohicanland, many to be whipped into shape...perhaps a "Tough Love Clinic" is in order?

: : By the way, you can't go wrong with the USMC when it comes to handling those difficult household chores...I've commanded a few in my day and those boys are always first on my beaches...

: : In great anticipation of what could be the beginning of a beautiful (and lucrative) friendship,

: : Lady Ann

: First on your...beaches, was it? Hmmmmm. Lady Ann, I think
: between you, me, and The Great and Terrible Lainey, 
: things will be back in what laughingly passes for "normal"
: around here in short order. Let me mull on the Tough Love
: aspect...Tough Lust is more in Doc M's line, but I'm
: always open to new suggestions. Don't you find that patent
: leather makes you all sweaty after awhile? Summer weight
: black fishnet -- now there's the ticket!

: BIG huggies!

: Doc M


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