Posted by Lady Ann on July 30, 2001 at 13:45:39:
In Reply to: Re: Note from a Confused and Naive Southern Lady... posted by Doc M on July 30, 2001 at 12:55:08:
: Ooooooo! "Sturdy" and "flail" in the same sentence! You just
: made Doc M's heart go pitty-pat, pitty-pat! *fan! fan! fan!*
: Please wear a white carnation in your buttonhole, Lady A.
: To say you're "the drooling one" in Doc M's waiting room
: does not exactly single you out, if you get my drift. You
: appear to be a girl after Doc M's own soft and loving heart.
: Shall we discuss apprenticeship terms over a little brewski?
: Don't worry about the cleaning -- I believe I'll be
: interviewing a likely candidate later on. Semper Fi!
: Doc M
My Dear Doctor:
Alas, my black patent leather day ensemble has no buttonholes, so I will have to forego the white carnation. But nevermind, I believe we buy our stilettoes from the same fashion house (Was that Mr. Magua's House of Pain?)and as they say, "By her shoes ye shall know her..."
Yes, a mutual arrangement shall be to our joint satisfaction...there is much work to be done in Mohicanland, many to be whipped into shape...perhaps a "Tough Love Clinic" is in order?
By the way, you can't go wrong with the USMC when it comes to handling those difficult household chores...I've commanded a few in my day and those boys are always first on my beaches...
In great anticipation of what could be the beginning of a beautiful (and lucrative) friendship,
Lady Ann