Posted by Doc M on July 30, 2001 at 12:55:08:
In Reply to: Re: Note from a Confused and Naive Southern Lady... posted by Lady Ann on July 30, 2001 at 12:23:51:
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: : There, there, Lady Ann. Come out of that closet, girlie!
: : I have a nice room allll ready for you, and a delightful
: : Huron masseuse all set to get rid of whatever tight
: : muscles might be pestering y'all. Everything will be
: : fine, now that Kindly Old Doc Mary is back. And never
: : mind about payment up front. How good are you at
: : window washing?
: : Lots of room at the Mohicanland Clinic for everybody! My
: : work appears to be cut out for me!!! So much doo-doo,
: : so little time!!!
: : Doc M
: My Dear Doctor:
: For the ministrations of your helpful Hurons, I will gladly forsake the closet. For unlimited treatment administered by the same, I will do windows and perhaps heavy lifting. As a sometimes practitioner of the healing arts myself, perhaps I could offer my assistance in some of the more...shall we say, theraputic...aspects of your establishment. I know the medicinal value of a sturdy flail...as The MacLeod can well attest. Until we can reach a mutual accommodation, I shall be available in your waiting room. I am the drooling one.
: Yours sincerely,
: Lady Ann
Ooooooo! "Sturdy" and "flail" in the same sentence! You just
made Doc M's heart go pitty-pat, pitty-pat! *fan! fan! fan!*
Please wear a white carnation in your buttonhole, Lady A.
To say you're "the drooling one" in Doc M's waiting room
does not exactly single you out, if you get my drift. You
appear to be a girl after Doc M's own soft and loving heart.
Shall we discuss apprenticeship terms over a little brewski?
Don't worry about the cleaning -- I believe I'll be
interviewing a likely candidate later on. Semper Fi!
Doc M