Posted by Gnomie on June 27, 2001 at 08:57:31:
In Reply to: Post from Ft Will Henry posted by Major Robert Rogers on June 27, 2001 at 08:37:26:
My Dear Major,
I wish to thank you for your bravery and dedication. Though the forests and flaura are of most importance to wee gnomes, it was in a good cause that we saw our grasses flattened with many tents, our pathways through verdant forests widened by many moccasined feet, and suffered the deafening crashes of artillery and musket shot. After all, we all know the evil Montcalm and his French heathen hoard are prone to devestating our ponds and creeks of our amphibean brothers, the frogs.
We most especially enjoyed the fireside chats with Mr. Ping.
He is most welcome anytime. You were going to give us his address I believe, before ye all had to retreat hurriedly....
Can we have that address now? *hint hint*
Speaking for the gnomes, we would welcome your return for another attempt at the redoubts of Carillon, depopulation of our frog brethren accomplished by those destroyers from the North notwithstanding. Should you and your rangers embark upon a raid up north into the Huron and Abenaki villages, you may leave said FT's loincloth flying - the ladies of our village have made for him a replacement I understand, as well as a cute little maidenly cap to go with it. Please do return to us the scalp of poor Hurley however. Even though he most often covers it with a colored rag, He needs all the hair he can muster. The loss of what little he had has devestated him.
Remain in charge of our Pvt Chauncey and soldier on with him. It is clear that under your leadership this man has come into his own. We take pride in one of our village serving with the renowned Major Rogers. He is looking well. His woodscraft under your instruction is exemplary. There is a fire in his eye and a demeanor of self confidence. We are glad of it. He is our friend.
Leave us not under the French yoke for long, but please return at the next campaign season. It will be a long winter without the Rangers.
Yours most humbly,
Gnomie
: Post from Ft Wil Henry, June 26, 1758
: Sirs & Madams,
: It is with thee deepest regret that i must report ye death of Lord Howe and the subsequent defeat of His Majesty's Crown forces at Carillon this recent past. Many a gallant lad has been lost to thee armies of Montcalm and his heathen allies since our last repast above the falls... a gentler time indeed.
: Ye Major has unfortunately betaken a wound in the stomach, but with strict perseverance and an occasional tort of ye medicinal Ranger Ping, shall heal in good time. Be sure.
: With me own eyes, I confirm the safe return of Pvt Chauncey, and Mssrs Seamus and Malcolm from the field of battle. I must also report the cowardly desertion of the humpback fellow with the rotten teeth. He will be captured forthwith and shot! My word on that.
: Sadly, I pass on the ye the news of the death of ye young lad, Pvt Hurley, God rest his soul, a brave lad indeed, who was taken in our hasty retreat. Undoubtedly his fine scalp rests upon a pole this very night.
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: Included within this most recent post, confusing I must say,is an account of the French Scout, Clabert. It has been reported that this fellow was carried off by ye camp followers of thee heathens, either laughing or screaming, the report is unclear; so I must assume his loin cloth is no doubt flying from a post in the heathen camp. May he have courage through this trying time.
: And last, from the Quartermaster himself , the staggering news that the Majors Ping supply is missing. A dastardly piece of news indeed, but rest assured that ye Major will be steadfast in securing a resupply in hasty order. Although these culprits remain unknown, be confident that no blame will be laid at the skirts of ye ladies of ye camp.
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: I must now bring this missive to an end as the post rider is ready to depart. I hope that with this report ye will understand me delay in writing any earlier dispatch to ye.
: I leave ye now with me most gracious appreciation of ye warm hospitality and pleasant company.
: I look forward to thee next campaign season and hope that ye will assist ye Crown in it's next attempt to carry the Fort at Carillon in the name of his most Brittanic Majesty.
: I am and remain,
: Yr Most humble and Obedient Servant,
: Major Robert Rogers of His Majesty's independent companies of Rangers
: Under thee command of His Excellency Lord Abercrombie Esq. Maj General and commander in Chief of his Majesty's forces in North america &c. &c.