Re: FAIR WARNING MARCIA!!!!!!!!

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: : Fair warning Marcia......you can take this as my official contract with you!  NEXT YEAR as previously stated, I intend not only being in shape, but being lean, dressed in period (as near to Hawkeye as I can manage), and a year's growth of long hair.  YOU as we talked about last night.....

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: >>>WHAT talk?  There was no talk.  I don't know WHAT you are talking about!  Talk to me later, when we can talk this through more thoroughly.  As of now, it's all talk.  Talking about talk tires me.  Talk, talk, talk.

: ?are to work on similar things:  get in shape with me,

: >>>Aren't I ALREADY in shape with you??  I thought our shapes were very similar!  

: : let your hair grow long (or bring along an appropriate wig - no squirrel pelts please!), 

: >>Oh, no!  I did NOT just hear you knockin' my squirrel fur again!!  What have you got against Squirrelly Guys, anyway?  Or girls for that matter?

: :and dress in period.  THEN, my friend, as Hawkeye and Cora we shall do "The Pose". 

: >>Posing I can handle...but I'm not at all sure about the rest of this plan!  Obviously, I had been hitting the Ping bottle long and hard before this alleged "Talk" you keep going on about!

: : NO NO NO!!!! NOT the M.O.P.!

: >>Damn...damn.

: : There!  It is publicly said!  

: >>Hey, Pal...if I had a penny for everything I've said in public that was an out-and-out LIE, I could retire to my dream cottage in Bat Cave!  Ask anyone...the Squirrel Hair does nothing but tell Bold and Blatant LIES!!  Over and over and over.......

: :Now we MUST endure.  We MUST work out!  If it doesnt kill us, we will be taken across town to Denise Austinland.  

: >>You lost me again, GnomeDome...Denise WHO?  What?

: :We SHALL find our former figures.  

: I know right where mine is, thankyewveddymuch!  It's in that big ol' stack of photos from yesteryear I was just showing Miss Katie.

: :No matter what occurs.  No matter how far we walk.  We lose it!  You hear!  We lose it!

: >>Yada, yada, yada, yeah, sure, what-EV-er!

: : Not only will we have fun, we will have done ourselves a big favor by meeting these goals...

: >>You have a sick, perverted idea of FUN, ya know!

: :..we will be doing all the trails and all the events we wanted to this time.  I have already started - so git goin'!!  

: >>To paraphrase Magua's Moll, "I'm goin', honey...I'm goin'!"
: (FAR away, that is...to a land where people don't expect you to survive the Bataan Death March and beg for more!!)

: :I have written down today's weight figure (hell no I aint telling anybody what it is! 

: >>Well, if it's only 3 digits, you are ahead of ME!!!

:  :For the mathematically inclined you can take the distance to the moon and divide by 2N+1 and you will be close!) and have vowed to eat more vegetables, fish, fruit and less pork and beef (now THAT hurts!  ARGGGGGGHHHHHHH).  I have started walking - and plan to do the water aerobics with Betty when she goes.

: >>Ho, hum....*yaaaaaaaaawn*...ummmmm...are you talkin' to me?  ARE YOU TALKIN' TO *ME*??????

: : If I can do it, YOU can do it.  Deal?

: >>Oh, all right, dammit!!  I will do my best to shape up for the sake of the Gathering...and just to see the expressions on everyone's face, should I show up as *Minute* Mohican Mama Marcia next year!  But...and pay attention, here...I DIDN'T SAY NUTHIN' ABOUT NO STEENKING COSTUMES!!!!  That's YOU and Betty's deal!  If I lose all that weight, I intend to run around in tube tops and hot pants!!  No corsets, petticoats or wench blouses coverin' up ANYTHING!!!  And that's all I have to say about THAT.

: *grumble*  lose weight...*moan, groan* ...exercise...*curse, swear*...lettuce leaves and carrot sticks...ARRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!

: mmmm
: (Look, I'm smaller already!!)

: : Bill R

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