Posted by Grapeshot Ramrod on June 05, 2001 at 13:55:28:
In Reply to: Re: Moon Festival Announcement posted by Riotous Riverside Romp-O-Rama Resort Chairperson on June 05, 2001 at 10:18:33:
: : To: The Riotous Riverside Romp-O-Rama Resort
: : From: The desk of Morton Moonlight, CEO of the Society for Meaningful Mooning:
Hello! By now I trust you have received the official notification of your selection as Host of the Moon like a Mohican event. Let me offer my personal congratulations! It's not just anyone who gets to display their Moon in public, so I know you are quite honored to be hosting this event in the flesh! Hosting a Moon event can be the beginning of great things. I hope this news is the start of a streak of good luck for your organization. You will soon be receiving your hosting packet, as I'm sure you are well aware. The included precautions booklet will detail all the necessary guidelines to make sure your Mooning is marvelous. Let me take this opportunity to reiterate one of the golden Moon rules: A half Moon is no Moon at all-please make sure your Moon is full!
We pride ourselves on maintaining good business relations. If you do need to consult one of our licensed specialists at your event, please be sure to pay for this service at the time it is rendered. We would not want to find you in arears! Also, to pass on a little trade secret: keeping Moons clean is the secret to a successful event! Make your Moon shine!
In closing, let me extend our warmest regards to your organization, and best of luck at your Festival. I understand that the auditorium you will be using for your presentation is full-I hope everyone gets a good seat!
Now I must close. I'm dictating this letter from my car and unfortunately I've just been rear-ended!
Best of Luck!
Morton Moonlight