Posted by Grapeshot Ramrod on June 05, 2001 at 06:52:49:
Posted on the door to Miss Cooper's frontier abode:
From "Gracious Rosethorn" on the Trail of the House of Hoo-Haa
Dear G.C.:
Hello! Sorry for the messy scrawl, but I'm about to embark on my trek to Hoo-Haa Heaven and am all a'twitter! I just wanted to say thanks fer the clothes, and hope my borrowin' them ain't too much of an inconvenience. You see, I'm new in town and my wardrobe's a might limited. Since my arrival in Mohicanland, things have been a bit complicated as I've gotten to know the residents and the little regional idiosyncracies-wow, quite a word for a frontiersman-er-woman! Anywho, in all the excitement I tore my bodice, my stockin's got shredded, my skirt was the victim of neglect, not to mention the unspeakably dreadful fate of my bonnet! (Boy, I hope she buys this!) So, I just wanted to say thanks fer your generosity and I'll return the aforementioned unmentionables just as soon as.....well.....things settle down!
Yours Respectfully,
G.R.