Posted by Billygnome on June 04, 2001 at 10:52:03:
In Reply to: The Way We Do Things In Florida.... posted by MMMMarcia on June 04, 2001 at 09:42:27:
: *rummmmble, growl, ruuuuuuuuuumble*
: "Guard duty! Damn, damn! How's come *I* pull Guard Duty more'n any other gator around this place?? I ain't studyin' no more steenking GUARD DUTY!!! I'll just take a little nappie in the nice, hot sun here on MMMMarcia's front lawn.....snorrrrfle....HUH? What's that you say? Miss Katie's comin' again? Wellllll, THAT'S a snack of a different color!!! Why didn'tcha say so in the first place? I'll be HAAAAPY to keep an eye out for Miss Katie! Yes, indeed, *smack, smack*! It will be simply...ruuumble...DELICIOUS to see her again!"
: *smallprint: Picture taken by Miss Katie O'Arbroath last summer, just prior to G2K*
*Small little man in red pointy hat walks through tall grass. Stops at long lizardy thingie and raps on his wrinkled leathern skull as if knocking on a door* "Hey, wake up you slothful dingus with the long teeth! Guard all you want, but so much as lay a paw on our sweet Katie and you'll have GNOMES all over your butt! And if WE don't intimidate you, then you best think about our FRIEND over there!" *pointing to a grinning Crocodile Dundee running his sharpening steel along the edge of his loooonnnnngggg knife*
Billygnome