Posted by Miss Gaylee Cooper on June 02, 2001 at 19:05:11:
Sheriff Twigg! Yoo-hoo, Sheriff Twigg! I need to report a theft. That's right, a blatant, wicked theft right in my own back yard. I hung my wash out on the line to dry this morning, and when I got back from the Library Board meeting this afternoon, there was a whole line of wash gone. Yes, gone! Disappeared and the clothes pins dropped all over the yard. I can't imagine who would want to take a dress and a shawl and . . . er, various . . . um, unmentionables, but MY GOODNESS THAT'S THE VERY DRESS I WAS TALKING ABOUT RIGHT THERE ON YOUR . . . GUEST! I believe I deserve some sort of explanation, Miss. Just what are you doing wearing my dress?
Miss Gaylee Cooper