Dawn and Grapeshot's Mohicanland Journey

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Posted by Grapeshot Ramrod on June 01, 2001 at 07:33:48:

*Pant-Pant-Pant* Whooo, I ain't run so far so fast since I was swamp sprintin' as a young un'! Hopefully ol' Fuzzy can pass fer me fer a bit till I can think o' what ta do next. Long as he's daubin', my dear Old Crone hopefully won't bother pesterin' him. I just got ta wonder what ol Miss Marcia is up to comin' round the hut.
Anywho, I need ta git to some cover-I ain't got my loincloth on and streakin' like this just ain't gonna be good fer my unblemished reputation or my sense o' pride if I happen ta come upon some--whoooaaa!

*Slip-tumble, tumble, tumble-SPLASH!*

What in.....Aw I just fell inta the crick! Well what a revoltin....actually, this is kinda refreshin'. I did need ta scrub my ears, anyway, and the water is so nice and cool! Now what ta do? I still need some cover.....wait a minnit, what's that I see....looks like somebody's dryin' their clothes on the line! Just my luck, now I can.....Tarnation! Them's LADIES clothes! Well ain't this a kick! Just when I thought I was......Hmmmmmmm. Come ta think of it, a disguise would be just what I need ta avoid detection.......

Just a bit later.....

Crimey this corset is a might tight-how DO the ladies wear these things? Maybe I shoulda left this off...Uh Oh, looks like I'm passin' a cabin. What's the name on it.....Twigg?!?!?! Oh no, I'd better walk a mite faster-it's the Sheriff's place. Lord.....Oh, hello there! *Dang, he come out ta say HI* Yes, I'm just passin through. *flashes nervous grin* My name? Why it's Gra.....cious-Gracious Ra...Re....Ru....Rose....thorn. Yes, Gracious Rosethorn! No, I'm not from around here. Why are ye lookin' at me with those leerin' eyes? Oh yes, I do seem a bit manly in my bearin'-I was raised on this here frontier, doncha know. *Ouch* Now Sheriff, I'll kindly ask ye ta keep yer hands ta yerself there! I really should be goin'! No, I can't stay and chit-chat.....Now Sheriff, behave yerself.......

Grape

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