Posted by Grapeshot Ramrod on May 27, 2001 at 14:35:19:
*Wincing in pain from his pinched ear*
Well kind Mo-Ouch!-hicanlanders, you certainly are an active and unruly-ouch!-nice bunch a' folks. I'm sorry if my presence has caused so much conflagration but-granpappy I'll be happy ta opologize ifn youd be so kind as ta let go a my ear-OUCH!-thanky. Now then, I guess I should come clean-though it ain't my week fer a bath! I ain't been real genuine honest with everybody here, except when I said the Chokeberry Duff was awful good. Your welcome, Miss Marcia! I'm not exactly from the good me-tropulis of Spilt-Ale-ville liken I first said-but close-and actually those Gumroots ain't my kinfolk exactly-but I known them a long time! And that rukuss at the 10th Annual Moon like a Mohican Seminar last year mighta been my......*CRASH*BANG*THUD* tarnation! Cousin Peachpit Gumrot just come crashin' down Miss Marcia's chimney-and he don't look happy! He's waverin his tomahawk-the one he got from Ming the Mohawk-around and shoutin up a storm. Looks like he's got a bone ta pick with Sheriff Twigg about that hog he ain't paid for yet. Now's my chance ta excape real fast like-*shoooooooooom* off like a elk! Wait-who's that on my tail? Aw rot, it looks like that Red Haired Lass is after my loincloth!
Grape