Re: And It Only Gets Worse! And Worse, and Worse, and Worse!

Posted by Sassy Soothsayer on May 26, 2001 at 22:04:25:

In Reply to: Re: What A Revoltin' Development THIS Is! And It Only Gets Worse! posted by Red-Haired Lass on May 26, 2001 at 21:36:02:

Howdy-do, Mohicanland...it is *I*, Sassy Soothsayer, here, just flyin' in to see how my potions and spells are affecting the guilty parties...I mean, the good folks...of our community. I fixed up a few little charms last night that ought to be sortin' out the mess I discovered yesterday. Let's check it out!
*ziiiiiiiiiiiiip* *zzzooooooooooooom*

Ah-ha! I see a whole crowd of folk gathered at Miss Marcia's Famous DownHome Kitchen, even as I speak! No doubt they're straightening out all this silliness, and things will soon be right as rain! Let me swoop down just a mite closer so's I can enjoy all the happy smiles and riotous laughter! ACK!!! What the....??? Oh, good grief! These people just don't get anything right, do they? Wouldja lookit that! Miss Marcia's runnin' around, wringin' her hands & wailin' like the world's comin' to an end, and that Red-haired Lass is all but drooling on that Handsome Stranger, and there's Twiggy, launchin' her skinny self like a JAVELIN straight for the Wench's heart, and good golly olly! The Handsome Stranger is diving headfirst right through Miss Marcia's imported glass window! The Wench has leapt plumb outta her wench blouse in an effort to avoid Twiggy's attack, and She Who Tracks is scratchin' her head in wonderment while Hector just scratches his fleas, and Miss Katie's in the corner, a-blubberin' and a-wailin' that she's unwanted & unloved, and that idjit Bent Twigg has his long carabine all primed and aimed out the window, obviously tryin' to get a clear shot at the Handsome Stranger's fast disappearin' backside! Whoooooooo-eeeeeeeee! What a Rootin' Tootin' Spectacle this is! I musta put way too much Kickapoo Joy Juice in my potions, but dadblame! This is gettin' kinda amusin'!!
Maybe instead of tryin' to calm things down, I should fly back home, get out my spell book, and see what else I can do to stir things up! Sounds like a Plan to ME! I...am...outta here!
*ziiiiiiiiiiiiip* *zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom*

Follow Ups:

• Re: And It Only Gets Worse! And Worse, and Worse, and Worse! The Old Crone 10:02:19 5/27/2001 (2)
  • Re: And It Only Gets Worse! And Worse, and Worse, and Worse! Miss Marcia 11:22:32 5/27/2001 (1)
    • Re: And It Only Gets Worse! Anyone know first aid? Red-Haired Lass 18:30:49 5/27/2001 (0)

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: Howdy-do, Mohicanland...it is *I*, Sassy Soothsayer, here, just flyin' in to see how my potions and spells are affecting the guilty parties...I mean, the good folks...of our community.  I fixed up a few little charms last night that ought to be sortin' out the mess I discovered yesterday.  Let's check it out!
: *ziiiiiiiiiiiiip*  *zzzooooooooooooom*

: Ah-ha!  I see a whole crowd of folk gathered at Miss Marcia's Famous DownHome Kitchen, even as I speak!  No doubt they're straightening out all this silliness, and things will soon be right as rain!  Let me swoop down just a mite closer so's I can enjoy all the happy smiles and riotous laughter!  ACK!!!  What the....???  Oh, good grief!  These people just don't get anything right, do they?  Wouldja lookit that!  Miss Marcia's runnin' around, wringin' her hands & wailin' like the world's comin' to an end, and that Red-haired Lass is all but drooling on that Handsome Stranger, and there's Twiggy, launchin' her skinny self like a JAVELIN straight for the Wench's heart, and good golly olly!  The Handsome Stranger is diving headfirst right through Miss Marcia's imported glass window!  The Wench has leapt plumb outta her wench blouse in an effort to avoid Twiggy's attack, and She Who Tracks is scratchin' her head in wonderment while Hector just scratches his fleas, and Miss Katie's in the corner, a-blubberin' and a-wailin' that she's unwanted & unloved, and that idjit Bent Twigg has his long carabine all primed and aimed out the window, obviously tryin' to get a clear shot at the Handsome Stranger's fast disappearin' backside!  Whoooooooo-eeeeeeeee!  What a Rootin' Tootin' Spectacle this is!  I musta put way too much Kickapoo Joy Juice in my potions, but dadblame!  This is gettin' kinda amusin'!!
: Maybe instead of tryin' to calm things down, I should fly back home, get out my spell book, and see what else I can do to stir things up!  Sounds like a Plan to ME!  I...am...outta here!
: *ziiiiiiiiiiiiip* *zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom*


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