Re: Mornin' Victuals

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: : : : Oh, and by the by, please excuse Miss Marcia if she's talkin' a mite funny this mornin'...repeatin' herself and the like (translation:  overlook typos, please) as meetin' this Handsome Stranger has her a bit flustered!

: : : Oh, my Miss Marcia but you do set a flatterin' table.  And a big ol' HEY to table 2 over there!  By the by Miss M, ain't you got none o' them Gomer's Grainy Grease Grits?  They just make life worth livin'!  And yes, I'll take some fuuuuuuudge to top things off, thank ye.  Sorry to be makin' you feel all flustered with my rugged good looks.  I try not to brag-it don't become a feller!

: : : Grape
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: : Sorry, Mr. Ramrod, but I don't usually serve Gomer's brand with my breakfasts.  But do try my famous Grits 'n' Grease du Jour here, as I've heard tell it's pretty fine in its own right.  Now, where were we?  Oh, yes...don't you worry about those folks at Table 2 stompin' out like that.  They'll be back tomorrow, sartain.  Do tell me all about yourself and how you come to be in Mohicanland today.  Are y'all plannin' to stay around for awhile?  Oh, I really hope so!  That is, I mean...it takes quite awhile to see everything our little village has to offer, so you wouldn't want to go on your way too soon.

: : My, my!  Would y'all look at the time!!  We've talked right through breakfast and into lunch!  Shall I bring you the Blue Plate Special for the day?  Caribbean Jerk Possum Tail and Wild Chokeberry Duff?  Good!  I'll be right back with the aforementioned blue plate.

: : *rushes off to kitchen, all a-twitter*

: Well now Miss Marcia, thanky for that de-liteful blue plate special.  Mo-hicanland possum is a good sight bettern' we git around my old homestead.  I was just talkin' to that Red Haired Lass, by the by, and it shore seems I'm makin' a real impression on the Mohicanland womenfolk.  My, what shall a Ramrod do?  As fer your other in-quiries, I certainly do plan to stay awhile.  Things back in Spilt-Ale-ville was gettin' a might predictable, so old Grapeshot decided to move on to greener pastures.  I ain't gonna reveal too much all at once-gotta maintain the mystery, you know. Anyhow, can I trouble you fer some more o' that Chokeberry Duff.....

: Grape  


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