Re: Mornin' Victuals

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: : : : Oh, and by the by, please excuse Miss Marcia if she's talkin' a mite funny this mornin'...repeatin' herself and the like (translation:  overlook typos, please) as meetin' this Handsome Stranger has her a bit flustered!

: : : Oh, my Miss Marcia but you do set a flatterin' table.  And a big ol' HEY to table 2 over there!  By the by Miss M, ain't you got none o' them Gomer's Grainy Grease Grits?  They just make life worth livin'!  And yes, I'll take some fuuuuuuudge to top things off, thank ye.  Sorry to be makin' you feel all flustered with my rugged good looks.  I try not to brag-it don't become a feller!

: : : Grape

: : Sir Grape: 
: : Might I be addin' sir that besides yer rugged handsomeness yer slightly unusual name rolls off a wench's tongue like honey...why does the combination o'words send a shiver down my spine? 
: : Red 

: Well Miss Red,  us menfolk of the Ramrod clan knows a thing about rugged honey, if I does say so meself!  Especially on corn fritters!  Woohoo I do love good cookin'!  As for yer shiverin' ye may want to move a little closer to the fire, or else ye've fallen under the spell o' the famous "Ramrod Rustysmooth Jigrush"-now I ain't fer sure about just what it is or does, but my pa used to talk about the shiver womenfolk got from him all the time, and this here conflagration o' words is what he came to callin' it.  Funny how those womenfolk never hung around long after comin' near to my pa though.......

: Grape 


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