Posted by Grapeshot Ramrod on May 24, 2001 at 07:08:31:
Well, Good Mornin'.....where am I? This woodshed don't look too familiar. And the low mournful "moo" of them cows don't have the same rich resonance I'm used to hearin'.....lemme roust myself up and take a look outside.....what's that sign on this habitation say-"Gumrot"-Oh, now it's all coming back to me! This here's Mo-hicanland, and I musta spent the night in old cousin Peachy's woodshed! Cousin Peachpit Gumrot, that is. Well, no one's answerin' my knock, and I'm just famished! Wait, Peachy was tellin me last evenin' about some very famous cookin' hereabouts-I believe he said the Victual Vixen was somebody callin' herself Marsha. Think I'll go seek me out some hospo-tality and get to know these here Mo-hicanlanders! And maybe he had too much ale last night, but old Peachy kept gettin' a glazed look in his eyes and sayin'...FUUUUUUUUUUDGE!
Grape