Posted by GG on May 14, 2001 at 09:22:05:
In Reply to: Re: She's BAAAAAAA-AAAAAACK! posted by Gnomie on May 14, 2001 at 08:47:32:
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: Hey MMMMarcia!!!! I'm SEW glad you are back!!!! Where ya been?
: I felt almost as lost with you gone as if Betty Gnome had disappeared!!
: Gnomie
Watch out, Marcia! Don't let the gnomedomed one schmooze you into getting too close. He has acquired a femiNINE-altering device he's dying to try out. He may actually have had time to find some non-dead batteries! Run Far, Run Fast! He claims this device is a must for the guys, but the whole fate of the Gathering depends on him not getting this device to work. If he brings, AND USES, such a contraption, the girls will all look like Pamela Sue Anderson and will therefore only want to lay by the pool using their Glammy Chamois as a beach towel hastening all the fellows to fetch drinks from the Tiki bar. WHEN WILL WE EVER have time to hike and horseback ride and fish and hike and explore historical encampments and commune with nature? We've enlisted Betty Gnome's help so hopefully she'll be able to deposit the remote control in the abyss of the couch cushions, where all remotes eventually go to live out their lives. For goodness sake, be CAREFUL!!!!!!
Innovatingly yours,
GG