Re: Batteries at last!

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: : : Well, no worries.  Got some in this here new fangled remote and alls right with the world now my boyos!

: : Typical man - not happy unless he's got sole control o' that there 'control' thingie!! 

: : : Here's to you Gadget and Katie.......*pumping hard on the remote button*

: : Oooooh, perhaps I put those DUD batteries back in the rack o' the old Trading Post! Nah, I wouldna done that... well, not on PURPOSE anyways...

: : : Oops!  Wrong button!  Sorry there Katie!  I thought I was mashing the "yappin'" button!!!  Jeez, you look like a 1750's Mae West!!!!  Here, lemme fix that.....*mashing another button*.

: : NO!!! Leave it!! LEAVE it!!  I've never had a bust like hers, before.  I kinda LIKE... Oh well... it was nice while I had it...

: : : Ohoh..........guess you don't like the Twiggy look either, eh?

: : WAIT!!  I could learn to live with it, I'm sure!! I could learn to LOVE it, I know THAT!! Willowy and statuesque... yeah, I LIKE...  DON'T touch that But... aaaaawwwww.....

: : : Okay okay don't get your kilt in a wad. I'll get it right here in a minute...........

: : Like I said - typical MAN!! Can't leave nothin' alone!! Can't recognise 'perfection' when he sees it!!  Has to go and keep checking for something better... I KNOW I couldna loved that 'look'... *sigh*

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: Hey girls, I think we're missing a golden opportunity here.  Do you think BettyGnome could swipe us one of those remotes and send it down to Bumppo's?  It looks to me like we could make a few modifications, and it would suit our purposes perfectly.  Substitute uh... (well, you know) for breasts, and we could make that kilt liftie thingie REALLY worthwhile.  We could work in pairs, one with the remote and one with the liftie thingie.  With a little imagination, I'm sure we could come up with other useful modifications too.
: Oh, BettyGnome.....


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