Batteries at last!

Posted by GnomeDome on May 11, 2001 at 19:26:19:

In Reply to: Re: Belated Birthday Wishes! posted by Kate on May 11, 2001 at 17:51:55:

: RIGHT - On to Bumppo's!! CALLING ALL MOHICANLAND MISSES!!

: 'Okay now', *slurp* 'What say we raise the points on our agenda in a recognised committee format - namely, important bits first, ie. the need for women to do this 'community service'? We can leave the question o' the men and their daft little doohickies with no batteries, until after the important stuff!

: Okay - those that wanna try out the new 'Shammy Dabby'... Fabby Glammies... Dabby Jammies... dang! Those 'whatjamadealies', raise your hands!! You gotta take those babies to the Lacrosse game... now, ladies, do I hear some groaning?? What do you mean 'not MORE sport'!! THIS is not SPORT!! THIS is a RESEARCH programme!! You're doing this for your COUNTRY!! For your fellow females!! THIS is your 'window of opportunity' to do something for all of (female) HUMANITY!! That's BETTER!!

: Now, you gotta promise to work 'em HARD, ladies!! We gotta know if them babies WORK!!! All those that wanna 'work with' the 'home' team and those that prefer to handle the 'visitors', say 'aye'! (Well now, Twiggy, I would SUPPOSE that the French Trader will be on the 'Home...)

: Now... being a research project, there ARE certain rules, strict criteria, that must be followed!! To ensure fair and ethical results, to ensure the safety of the Lacrosse player (well, yes, and to ensure YOUR safety from the Lacrosse player!), and to ensure a happy, healthy 'learning curve'... GG will fill you in on the basic rules of the game... oops, beg pardon! the 'research method'...

: Over to you, GG. - go for your life, girl!!
: Miss Katie.

Thank GOD they had a few batteries left at the old trading post! Man, you'd think the womenfolk would leave a FEW for us guys. Greedy ones they are. What the heck could THEY need so many batteries for I wonder??????????

Well, no worries. Got some in this here new fangled remote and alls right with the world now my boyos!

Here's to you Gadget and Katie.......*pumping hard on the remote button*

Oops! Wrong button! Sorry there Katie! I thought I was mashing the "yappin'" button!!! Jeez, you look like a 1750's Mae West!!!! Here, lemme fix that.....*mashing another button*.

Ohoh..........guess you don't like the Twiggy look either, eh?
Okay okay don't get your kilt in a wad. I'll get it right here in a minute...........

GnomeDome

Follow Ups:

• Re: Batteries at last! Kate 19:41:40 5/11/2001 (2)
  • Re: Batteries at last! Chris 22:10:30 5/11/2001 (1)
    • Re: Batteries at last! Kate 04:41:40 5/12/2001 (0)

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: : RIGHT - On to Bumppo's!!  CALLING ALL MOHICANLAND MISSES!! 

: : 'Okay now', *slurp* 'What say we raise the points on our agenda in a recognised committee format - namely, important bits first, ie. the need for women to do this 'community service'?  We can leave the question o' the men and their daft little doohickies with no batteries, until after the important stuff! 

: : Okay - those that wanna try out the new 'Shammy Dabby'... Fabby Glammies... Dabby Jammies... dang! Those 'whatjamadealies', raise your hands!!  You gotta take those babies to the Lacrosse game... now, ladies, do I hear some groaning?? What do you mean 'not MORE sport'!!  THIS is not SPORT!!  THIS is a RESEARCH programme!! You're doing this for your COUNTRY!!  For your fellow females!! THIS is your 'window of opportunity' to do something for all of (female) HUMANITY!! That's BETTER!!  

: : Now, you gotta promise to work 'em HARD, ladies!!  We gotta know if them babies WORK!!!  All those that wanna 'work with' the 'home' team and those that prefer to handle the 'visitors', say 'aye'! (Well now, Twiggy, I would SUPPOSE that the French Trader will be on the 'Home...)

: : Now... being a research project, there ARE certain rules, strict criteria, that must be followed!! To ensure fair and ethical results, to ensure the safety of the Lacrosse player (well, yes, and to ensure YOUR safety from the Lacrosse player!), and to ensure a happy, healthy 'learning curve'... GG will fill you in on the basic rules of the game... oops, beg pardon! the 'research method'...   

: : Over to you, GG. - go for your life, girl!!
: : Miss Katie.

: Thank GOD they had a few batteries left at the old trading post!  Man, you'd think the womenfolk would leave a FEW for us guys.  Greedy ones they are.  What the heck could THEY need so many batteries for I wonder??????????

: Well, no worries.  Got some in this here new fangled remote and alls right with the world now my boyos!

: Here's to you Gadget and Katie.......*pumping hard on the remote button*

: Oops!  Wrong button!  Sorry there Katie!  I thought I was mashing the "yappin'" button!!!  Jeez, you look like a 1750's Mae West!!!!  Here, lemme fix that.....*mashing another button*.

: Ohoh..........guess you don't like the Twiggy look either, eh?
: Okay okay don't get your kilt in a wad. I'll get it right here in a minute...........

: GnomeDome



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