Posted by Kate on May 11, 2001 at 17:51:55:
In Reply to: Re: Belated Birthday Wishes! posted by GG on May 11, 2001 at 15:34:33:
: : : : Look forward tae meetin' ye as well, Seamus, as well as seein' all the other fine folk fer the first time, with the exception of Miss Marcia and the Gadget Girl, what have already become acquainted with me.
: : : : Thank all of you for the greetings...there's still some squeezins left so come by and carry home a dram...or twelve.
: : : : Christina with help from Red
: : : And a happy, happy belated one to ya Red! I'll be by directly to fill up my flexi-flask with the bite-me valve with some o' them squeezins. I am a bit parched from all the runnin' around I've been doin', searching high an' low for those MacWilliam Highlanders ya know to test out my "dried out Glammy Chamois Kilt Lifter". I'll catch up with 'em soon enough though mind ye!! I'll have to drop by Miss Katie's..., she WAS a bit enamored of my new device. If she has beaten me to the testin' she may have chased 'em off already! I know she feigns to be quite the genteel one, but we must keep an eye on her during the festivities in June. I was always a little suspicious of that *Duvet-Delving* she claimed to be so outdone by last month!
: : : Yours in generally giddy and gifted gizmo-ness,
: : : Gadget Girl
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: : Hey, GG.,
: : Couldn't help overhearing your conversation with 'Red'. Now, would I go and try out that tricky little DE-vice, the Glammy Shammy Kilt Lifter, without you??? ;o)
: : Well now, 'preparation' is the key to successful marketing!! Stringent testing, 'under' the most stressful conditions, THAT'S the ONLY way!!! How can Wal-Mart possibly know if these things are gonna work well, without the Mohican ladies don't try them out first???? (COULD stringent testing be anymore 'stringent' than that!!) Nuh uh, girls, this is something we're ALL gonna enjoy!! :o)
: : Roll on the Gathering, GG!! And roll out those amazing, colourful, multi-tasking, fabby dabby chamois wonders!!
: : (Wait a minute! What do you mean by casting doubts and aspirsions on my OBVIOUSLY demure character!! Harrumph!)
: : Miss Katie
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: Awwwwwwww Katie, I was just funnin' ya! *wink, wink* and I do like the way you think. I have to concur that stringent testing *UNDER* thoroughly thought out, strictly coordinated prescribed conditions is the key to the success of the introduction of any new device. I think we must have a project collaberation meeting...AND SOON, of all the women wishing to take advantage of our most amazing invention since ....mmmmmmmm, well, since....PMS, or ...the headache, or well drat, we gotta do sumpin', the Gnome and his croonies are plottin' agin us with some alpha ray tube emitting device designed to alter our womanly selves. Quick, gather up the girls...head over to Red's for some squeezin's and squirmin' and schemin'.
: GG
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Now, I KNEW that!! I KNEW a nice gal such as yourself, would understand and appreciate the 'finer' (or 'RE-finer') qualities of another lady!! ;o)
As to this question of the 'Gathering gadget' - I'm thinking you got the rights o' this - I truly think we got us a 'situation' that will take a meetin' of the female members of Mohicanland, Bumppo's - and a quaff (or 10) o' 'squeezin's'!!
As to - the question o' testin' by the female population of Mohicanland. Yes, we are agreed that, indeed, properly planned, rigidly required regulations adhered to *UNDER* the strictest of scientifically calculated conditions, is the key to a mutually agreed to acceptable performance level of Gathering Gadgets, namely one fabby dabby 'Glammie Shammie' chamois kilt/clout lifter!
Oh, indubitably!! A project collaboration meeting is indeed indicated at this juncture, to be convened at the earliest opportunity!
RIGHT - On to Bumppo's!! CALLING ALL MOHICANLAND MISSES!!
'Okay now', *slurp* 'What say we raise the points on our agenda in a recognised committee format - namely, important bits first, ie. the need for women to do this 'community service'? We can leave the question o' the men and their daft little doohickies with no batteries, until after the important stuff!
Okay - those that wanna try out the new 'Shammy Dabby'... Fabby Glammies... Dabby Jammies... dang! Those 'whatjamadealies', raise your hands!! You gotta take those babies to the Lacrosse game... now, ladies, do I hear some groaning?? What do you mean 'not MORE sport'!! THIS is not SPORT!! THIS is a RESEARCH programme!! You're doing this for your COUNTRY!! For your fellow females!! THIS is your 'window of opportunity' to do something for all of (female) HUMANITY!! That's BETTER!!
Now, you gotta promise to work 'em HARD, ladies!! We gotta know if them babies WORK!!! All those that wanna 'work with' the 'home' team and those that prefer to handle the 'visitors', say 'aye'! (Well now, Twiggy, I would SUPPOSE that the French Trader will be on the 'Home...)
Now... being a research project, there ARE certain rules, strict criteria, that must be followed!! To ensure fair and ethical results, to ensure the safety of the Lacrosse player (well, yes, and to ensure YOUR safety from the Lacrosse player!), and to ensure a happy, healthy 'learning curve'... GG will fill you in on the basic rules of the game... oops, beg pardon! the 'research method'...
Over to you, GG. - go for your life, girl!!
Miss Katie.