Posted by Sassy Soothsayer on May 01, 2001 at 20:38:52:
In Reply to: Spontaneous hoohaa posted by Red-Haired Lass on May 01, 2001 at 20:09:08:
: Bein' as yer Red Haired Lass celebrated another year passin' her by on Monday, she feels bad she didn't invite ye all over fer any hoohaa. Well, she was feelin' the best gift tae gie herself was a day under the eiderdown perusin' her Robbie burns poetry books wi' only the cats fer company, but she's feelin' more frisky now. So yer all formally invited tae Bumppo's when ye should feel like it fer some squeezins',some Glenlivet and all the Smooth Laddie Wax ye lads should be needin!
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*Zoooooooooooooooom, swooooooooooooooooop, SCREEEEEEECH!* Heidy-ho, Mohicanland, and Especially You, Red! It is I, Sassy Soothsayer, here, zipping in on Ol' Purple, my trusty flyin' carpet, just to check out all this noise here at Bumppo's Tonight! And what's this I find? A birthday party for the Wench Extraordinaire! WooooooooHoooooooooooo!!! A great cause for celebratin' if ye ask me. Of course, no one ASKED me...but I've never been shy about volunteerin'!!
And so to you, Dear Red, I speak thusly:
Wenches come and wenches go,
But OUR wench is the best, you know,
So I searched high and I searched low,
To find a gift to please her SEW!
A wench like OURS deserves it all,
I saw the writing on the wall,
A Wench Blouse Sale at the mall,
Here ya go: Take TWO...they're small!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, RED!!! And many, many more!
Love,
Sassy, Miss Marcia, MMMMarcia, Miss Paddletale, G2KBug, Birdie, Walter Crankite, and all the Gang!