Re: GGGG Gee!

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Posted by Lainey on May 01, 2001 at 18:33:12:

In Reply to: Re: GGGG Gee! posted by MMMMarcia on May 01, 2001 at 09:54:35:

:
: : Dear Gigi~

: Yes, EEEE(k!)?

>>>> Now, this does have an appropriate ring to it.

: : Firstly, I believe EVERYTHING Cousin Eugenie says!!!!

: Ahhhh! There's your first mistake!

>>>> No, my first mistake was believing everything I say. There's just no point in arguing with myself.

: :I would go so far as to appoint her Mohicanland's ambassador if only she'd fine tune her diplomatic skills a bit. (Her references to colonials as 'bastardly rebels & wicked wenches' may be good business in English Tea Houses but it tends to irritate the home boys.)

: Not to mention her very poor advice to the lovelorn...that "all else will come in time" crap is for the birds, if you ask me! What a load!

>>>>> Well, you do know Cousin Eugenie is a .... *whisper* s-p-i-n-s-t-e-r? What can SHE know about "all else" anyway??? Still, she means well ...

: : Now, on to the alternate stuff ... some say that's the way of it.

: Having lived in an Alternate Universe of one kind or another all my life, I know *I* say that's the way of it!

>>>>>> And what do the alternate egos say????

: : Ordeal vs Advencha ..... hmmmmmmm.
: : Geritol vs Brandy .......hmmmmmmm.
: : Mustachioed 'guy' vs mustachioed 'girl' .... hmmmmmm.
: : (Actually ... never mind.)

: OK.

>>>> Right.

: : In all serious, real, truthful actuality - I would never, never, never have *opted in* for locations scout.

: I only figured you went along to keep the bloodshed & body count to a minimum.

>>>>> Uh-uh. I was looking for some fun. I hate uneventful events.

: :Nooooooooo ... that was the *other* half of one's idea.

: See, I knew it! I just KNEW that little kernel of an idea popped in the Ponytails head!

>>>>>>> But he still could've taken out the garbage once in a while, you know?!!!

: >I was drugged ...

: So THAT'S how you've managed! And that explains those Rages in the Cages!

>>>>>>>> Actually, that explains a LOT of things.

: :er, dragged on those 'little field trips.' ("I've been to hell and all I got was this stupid t-shirt!")

: hehe

: >It was a pretty good idea, after all!

: Agreed and then some!

: : Take a bow, Rich. You're on Cameron's Camera!!!!!!

: Oh, VERY good, EEEE. I like that one! Mind if I use it whilst traipsing through Mohicanland? I'll be sure to give you proper credit, sartain.

>>>>> I was thinking. No point waiting for me to die or rushing it up a bit. Why not turn it over to public domain now? Sure! Use it as you like it.

: : Now, on the other hand, I was the silly person who thought a web site would be "a fun, simple project."

: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>>>>>> Well, Gigi, how was I to know I'd actually have to communicate with people???????? I mean, Madison Avenue brats don't have to talk to people, do they?

: Ha! Boy, was I naive or what?

: Naive AND what!

: :My mother never told me there were pack rats, asps, lizards, & other slithering creatures in cyberspace. Ya live & learn. (At the time we first started the web site, I thought Ms. Dos & Eudora were eccentric ladies who did Windows ... really.)

: And NOW look at you!

>>>>>>>>> Yeah .... I do Windows. Is that a promotion?

: : All that other stuff you mentioned; I thank you for the kind confidence and you have complimented me with your persistence but ... am I supposed to actually be doing that sh*t?!!!!!

: *I* wouldn't...but I always thought YOU were. Don't burst my bubble now, Superwoman!

>>>>>>> Oh, I won't!!!!!!!!

: : Finally, Miss Gigi,

: *me, humming again..."Gigi, you funny little, funny little, Gigi..."

: :the Geritol Gauntlets, Trade Wars, & Courier parodies were a lot of fun. Things change, naturally, but those were high times!!!! Poor Chris became a Depends dependent, Billy learned to dribble without messing his key keyboard letters, Doc M got in touch with her sadistic inner-self, you discovered Cybil didn't have anything over you in the *personality* department, Rich cried every day during his lunch hour (actually, TWO hours), Ilse from the Lowlands hadn't yet discovered the wonders of thievery & was merely looking for a marriage prospect, Carol reigned proudly as B*tch Supreme without a coup attempt, Jo's horse was still believed to be lost rather than consumed by Uncle Wiscone, The Red-Headed Terror from Schenectady had innocently stumbled in, and so on and so on .... *sigh* What a Pleasantville it was!

: Ah, yes! Those were the days. Don't forget the Film At Eleven featuring Miss Marcia & Dr. Mary (played by Michelle Pfeiffer and Zazu Pitts, respectively) slugging it out on the cliffs over DDL!

>>>>>>>> Oh yeah! Marcia & Mary Do Mohicanland! I believe it was nominated for Best Sound. (The hissing & cat clawing sound effects were superb! You could almost feel the bites & scratches.)

Or the brand new, shiny red, superstocked Walker! Some of those SYMT's still have little circles all over their smooth skinned faces from the legs of those walkers grinding them into the rocky trail, as we GGGG's raced to the top to be next to our heroes!

>>>>>>> Oh yes! And the crayon therapy sessions & the Happy Huron Home for the *whisper* i-n-s-a-n-e.

: : (Now, don't take me toooooo seriously. I hadn't had a Geritol Gulping reminder in a long time!!!!!)

: We could do with a few more reminders like that! Stir things up a bit around here!

>>>>>>>> Ain't it the truth?!

: : *sniff* *sniff*

: Ah, quitcher snivelin', ya blubberin' baby! Mohicanland ain't fer sissies, ya know!

>>>>>>> I'm sorry. I was just feeling melancholy as I thought about how the citizenry once ripped each other apart so aggressively. Real community spirit, you know?
*sigh*

: : (And I DO believe Cousin Eugenie! I do! I do!)

: Didn't I hear something like this in ANOTHER of my favorite movies? In your spare time, do wander around in a big furry suit, jumping at shadows, & pulling your own tail??? *grooowwlffffff*

>>>>>>>> I do! I do!

: In summation, lock up your Mad Cousin Eugenie and release your Inner Lainey! We could use the laughter around here!

>>>>>>> Now, now ... the Inner Lainey has been known to need a lock-up herself!

: Laytah, gaytah!
: MMMMarcia
: (Queen of Mohicanland South!)

>>>>>>> Are you still hording all the chaw-co-lats in Spanish Territory???? You know, that F-u-u-u-udge contest is long over! Remember? Miss Marcia was the judge. Miss Marcia was the only contestant in possession of the necessary chaw-co-lot and Miss Marcia was declared the winner ... by Judge Miss Marcia.

Lainey

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: : : Dear Gigi~

: : Yes, EEEE(k!)?

: >>>> Now, this does have an appropriate ring to it.

: : : Firstly, I believe EVERYTHING Cousin Eugenie says!!!! 

: : Ahhhh!  There's your first mistake!

: >>>> No, my first mistake was believing everything I say. There's just no point in arguing with myself.

: : :I would go so far as to appoint her Mohicanland's ambassador if only she'd fine tune her diplomatic skills a bit. (Her references to colonials as 'bastardly rebels & wicked wenches' may be good business in English Tea Houses but it tends to irritate the home boys.)

: : Not to mention her very poor advice to the lovelorn...that "all else will come in time" crap is for the birds, if you ask me!  What a load!

: >>>>> Well, you do know Cousin Eugenie is a .... *whisper* s-p-i-n-s-t-e-r? What can SHE know about "all else" anyway??? Still, she means well ...

: : : Now, on to the alternate stuff ... some say that's the way of it.

: : Having lived in an Alternate Universe of one kind or another all my life, I know *I* say that's the way of it!

: >>>>>> And what do the alternate egos say????

: : : Ordeal vs Advencha ..... hmmmmmmm. 
: : : Geritol vs Brandy .......hmmmmmmm.
: : : Mustachioed 'guy' vs mustachioed 'girl' .... hmmmmmm.
: : : (Actually ... never mind.)

: : OK.

: >>>> Right.

: : : In all serious, real, truthful actuality - I would never, never, never have *opted in* for locations scout. 

: : I only figured you went along to keep the bloodshed & body count to a minimum.

: >>>>> Uh-uh. I was looking for some fun. I hate uneventful events.

: : :Nooooooooo ... that was the *other* half of one's idea. 

: : See, I knew it!  I just KNEW that little kernel of an idea popped in the Ponytails head!

: >>>>>>> But he still could've taken out the garbage once in a while, you know?!!!

: : >I was drugged ... 

: : So THAT'S how you've managed!  And that explains those Rages in the Cages!

: >>>>>>>> Actually, that explains a LOT of things.

: : :er, dragged on those 'little field trips.' ("I've been to hell and all I got was this stupid t-shirt!") 

: : hehe

: : >It was a pretty good idea, after all!

: : Agreed and then some!

: : : Take a bow, Rich. You're on Cameron's Camera!!!!!!

: : Oh, VERY good, EEEE.  I like that one!  Mind if I use it whilst traipsing through Mohicanland?  I'll be sure to give you proper credit, sartain.

: >>>>> I was thinking. No point waiting for me to die or rushing it up a bit. Why not turn it over to public domain now? Sure! Use it as you like it.

: 
: : : Now, on the other hand, I was the silly person who thought a web site would be "a fun, simple project." 

: : hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

: >>>>>>> Well, Gigi, how was I to know I'd actually have to communicate with people???????? I mean, Madison Avenue brats don't have to talk to people, do they?

: : Ha! Boy, was I naive or what? 

: : Naive AND what!

: : :My mother never told me there were pack rats, asps, lizards, & other slithering creatures in cyberspace. Ya live & learn. (At the time we first started the web site, I thought Ms. Dos & Eudora were eccentric ladies who did Windows ... really.)

: : And NOW look at you!

: >>>>>>>>> Yeah .... I do Windows. Is that a promotion?

: : : All that other stuff you mentioned; I thank you for the kind confidence and you have complimented me with your persistence but ... am I supposed to actually be doing that sh*t?!!!!!

: : *I* wouldn't...but I always thought YOU were.  Don't burst my bubble now, Superwoman!

: >>>>>>> Oh, I won't!!!!!!!!

: : : Finally, Miss Gigi, 

: : *me, humming again..."Gigi, you funny little, funny little, Gigi..."

: 
: : :the Geritol Gauntlets, Trade Wars, & Courier parodies were a lot of fun. Things change, naturally, but those were high times!!!! Poor Chris became a Depends dependent, Billy learned to dribble without messing his key keyboard letters, Doc M got in touch with her sadistic inner-self, you discovered Cybil didn't have anything over you in the *personality* department, Rich cried every day during his lunch hour (actually, TWO hours), Ilse from the Lowlands hadn't yet discovered the wonders of thievery & was merely looking for a marriage prospect, Carol reigned proudly as B*tch Supreme without a coup attempt, Jo's horse was still believed to be lost rather than consumed by Uncle Wiscone, The Red-Headed Terror from Schenectady had innocently stumbled in, and so on and so on .... *sigh* What a Pleasantville it was!

: : Ah, yes!  Those were the days.  Don't forget the Film At Eleven featuring Miss Marcia & Dr. Mary (played by Michelle Pfeiffer and Zazu Pitts, respectively) slugging it out on the cliffs over DDL!

: >>>>>>>> Oh yeah! Marcia & Mary Do Mohicanland! I believe it was nominated for Best Sound. (The hissing & cat clawing sound effects were superb! You could almost feel the bites & scratches.)

: 
:   Or the brand new, shiny red, superstocked Walker!  Some of those SYMT's still have little circles all over their smooth skinned faces from the legs of those walkers grinding them into the rocky trail, as we GGGG's raced to the top to be next to our heroes!

: >>>>>>> Oh yes! And the crayon therapy sessions & the Happy Huron Home for the *whisper* i-n-s-a-n-e.

: : : (Now, don't take me toooooo seriously. I hadn't had a Geritol Gulping reminder in a long time!!!!!)

: : We could do with a few more reminders like that!  Stir things up a bit around here!  

: 
: >>>>>>>> Ain't it the truth?!

: : : *sniff* *sniff*

: : Ah, quitcher snivelin', ya blubberin' baby!  Mohicanland ain't fer sissies, ya know!

: >>>>>>> I'm sorry. I was just feeling melancholy as I thought about how the citizenry once ripped each other apart so aggressively. Real community spirit, you know?
: *sigh*

: : : (And I DO believe Cousin Eugenie! I do! I do!)

: : Didn't I hear something like this in ANOTHER of my favorite movies?  In your spare time, do wander around in a big furry suit, jumping at shadows, & pulling your own tail???  *grooowwlffffff*

: >>>>>>>> I do! I do!

: : In summation, lock up your Mad Cousin Eugenie and release your Inner Lainey!  We could use the laughter around here!

: >>>>>>> Now, now ... the Inner Lainey has been known to need a lock-up herself!

: : Laytah, gaytah!
: : MMMMarcia
: : (Queen of Mohicanland South!)

: 
: >>>>>>> Are you still hording all the chaw-co-lats in Spanish Territory???? You know, that F-u-u-u-udge contest is long over! Remember? Miss Marcia was the judge. Miss Marcia was the only contestant in possession of the necessary chaw-co-lot and Miss Marcia was declared the winner ... by Judge Miss Marcia. 

: 
: Lainey


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