Re: Post-Tax Payin' Hooohaaaa at Bumppo's

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Posted by Kate on April 06, 2001 at 21:27:35:

In Reply to: Re: Post-Tax Payin' Hooohaaaa at Bumppo's posted by Sassy Soothsayer on April 06, 2001 at 20:24:05:

: : Sassy and Red,

: : I will be there, sartain. Durn tax collector took half my pelts, and I will be bringin' along a jug of well-aged Spruce ye can mix with yer Bilious Bubbling Bladderwort Broth. We can fill him up real good and then turn him over to Dr. Mary and her Happy Hurons for curin'.

: : She Who Tracks La Longue Carabine

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: Sounds like a PLAN to ME, She! Come on in, and let's get a-mixin'! Dang IRS fella won't know what hit him, sartain! Fair makes me laugh jest to think about it...heheheeeeeeeeeeeeee! *hic!* Oooooops...sorry, She...got started a bit without ye, doncha know!

: Shassy...er...Sashy...aw, heck...it's just ME!

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How do, Miss Shassy... er, Sashy...eh... Hi!!

Now, I can't reveal my sources, but - 'the Wench' was telling me that your good self and 'She...' are planning to invite the Tax Collector' out to Bumppo's tonight, for a wee celebration. Seems he's turned a fair profit in Mohicanland this week - and you and 'She...' aim to drink to his success with a little... okay - a HUMUNGOUS jug o' 'Sassy's Special', liberally laced with a heapin' helpin' of 'She...'s Spruce Surprise'!! Would that be a fair summation of the situation??

Well, having been a recent recipient of this monster's devious dealings, I would be exceedingly happy if I could contribute to the success of the evening!!!

Do you remember that time when I had the 'crook tummy' and the 'runny guts'??? Well, I got THE MOST VILE, THE MOST FOUL medicine I have ever had the misfortune to taste!!! And - I just happened to spill a little on my kitchen floor - did I tell you I have a second entrance to my fruit cellar, now?? Well, Doc Mary said 'Take a little swig o' this but remember - things will get a dam.. darn sight WORSE, before they get better'.

Well, as it happens, I NEVER DID get very far through that bottle... (started getting a little nervous about it when some dribbled down the bottle and stripped the paint off my cupboard!) and I THOUGHT... well now, I think this may be JUST THE THING to quieten down any ill effects he may feel, from that 'Spruce-Special'!! 'If' you were to add a good measure into the mixture, well - *I* see it as helping that 'jippy tummy' he's bound have in the morning... and 'prevention IS better than cure'!! Just one question - can *I* be the one to tell him that it will get A DAM... DARNED SIGHT WORSE BEFORE IT GETS BETTER???!!!

Your fri'nd,
Miss Katie.

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: : : Sassy and Red,

: : : I will be there, sartain. Durn tax collector took half my pelts, and I will be bringin' along a jug of well-aged Spruce ye can mix with yer Bilious Bubbling Bladderwort Broth. We can fill him up real good and then turn him over to Dr. Mary and her Happy Hurons for curin'.

: : : She Who Tracks La Longue Carabine

: :
: : ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

: : Sounds like a PLAN to ME, She! Come on in, and let's get a-mixin'! Dang IRS fella won't know what hit him, sartain! Fair makes me laugh jest to think about it...heheheeeeeeeeeeeeee! *hic!* Oooooops...sorry, She...got started a bit without ye, doncha know!

: : Shassy...er...Sashy...aw, heck...it's just ME!

:
: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

: How do, Miss Shassy... er, Sashy...eh... Hi!!

: Now, I can't reveal my sources, but - 'the Wench' was telling me that your good self and 'She...' are planning to invite the Tax Collector' out to Bumppo's tonight, for a wee celebration. Seems he's turned a fair profit in Mohicanland this week - and you and 'She...' aim to drink to his success with a little... okay - a HUMUNGOUS jug o' 'Sassy's Special', liberally laced with a heapin' helpin' of 'She...'s Spruce Surprise'!! Would that be a fair summation of the situation??

: Well, having been a recent recipient of this monster's devious dealings, I would be exceedingly happy if I could contribute to the success of the evening!!!

: Do you remember that time when I had the 'crook tummy' and the 'runny guts'??? Well, I got THE MOST VILE, THE MOST FOUL medicine I have ever had the misfortune to taste!!! And - I just happened to spill a little on my kitchen floor - did I tell you I have a second entrance to my fruit cellar, now?? Well, Doc Mary said 'Take a little swig o' this but remember - things will get a dam.. darn sight WORSE, before they get better'.

: Well, as it happens, I NEVER DID get very far through that bottle... (started getting a little nervous about it when some dribbled down the bottle and stripped the paint off my cupboard!) and I THOUGHT... well now, I think this may be JUST THE THING to quieten down any ill effects he may feel, from that 'Spruce-Special'!! 'If' you were to add a good measure into the mixture, well - *I* see it as helping that 'jippy tummy' he's bound have in the morning... and 'prevention IS better than cure'!! Just one question - can *I* be the one to tell him that it will get A DAM... DARNED SIGHT WORSE BEFORE IT GETS BETTER???!!!

: Your fri'nd,
: Miss Katie.

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