Posted by Rich on April 01, 2001 at 13:59:06:
In Reply to: Well, This Is It, Then ... posted by Rich/Mohican Press on April 01, 2001 at 05:32:02:
Oh do I EVER crack myself up!!! You know, as I was typing this I was thinking, "NO ONE is gonna believe this!" It sounded so phoney. Then, after I posted it & read it back, I thought, "Hmmm. It DOES sound fairly convincing."
: ... We knew this day would come, just didn't know it would be so soon ... especially now.
NOT!
: For reasons I really would rather not go into at the moment, we'll be forced to take our Web Site down, including the Board ... probably for good.
What a LIE! Who IS this guy?
: The Gathering will necessarily have to be cancelled. All money will be returned shortly.
Here I go, cracking myself up. Hey, I AM demented!
: I really can't talk right now; this is hard to take ... a lot of loose ends ...
Sob, sob. Where's a violin when you need one?
: It's off into the sunset, I suppose ... Thanks for the memories, folks ...
Melodramatic or what?!?
So ... now that no one is coming to the Gathering, what do I do for an encore? Come to think of it, maybe I don't WANT anyone to come to the Gathering. I mean, what do I have to look forward to? Losing my hard-grown pony tail? Being terrorized by little, snarled up guys with red hats? Having my Marcia Meara edited photo plastered all over these parts? I mean it ALREADY is gracing the window station next to mine at the Marion PO ...
Customer to a co-worker ...
"Oh, who's the cute girl?
"His sister!"
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"How do you you stay focused with such a hot babe hanging over there?"
"It ain't easy, but I try!"
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Getting pummeled by 80 crazed, and irate, fellow fanatics??
Jeez ...
So ...
Sorry ...
... but I DID crack myself up! Demented I am! Mean? Nah!