Re: Oh Yeah Rich?

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: : : As you stand in front of the mirror today, at the stroke of the clock 
: : : gonging out the moment of your birth forty years ago, watch the miracle that happens.
: : : Your hair falls out,

: : Not!

: Rich, we all KNOW the only thing holding your hair in place is that ponytail tie, and some super glue!  Admit it!

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: : : your chest sags below your belt,

: : NOT!!!!

: Well, okay, YOU have me here Rich.  But anorexia is a disorder ya know.......

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: : : you stoop a little,

: : Well, maybe a little ...

: Right.  how ELSE would YOU go through doorways?

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: : : remaining hair immediately turns gray,

: : It's happening. This is true ...

: Ain't Selson Blue grand?

: : : the kids say "God Dad, what happened????

: : The only time THAT has happened, I was 41, I think. I used to sport a full beard. One day, I shaved ... everything, including my mustache ... To that point, a razor blade had NEVER touched my upper lip! My daughter, Miriam, seeing me for the first time, screamed in horror. Did wonders for my ego!!!

: You are lucky you weren't shot as an intruder!!

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: : : You're so OLD!,

: : Yeah, yeah, yeah ... 30 was much more traumatic for me. Rememember, "Don't trust anyone over 30"?

: Shoot, 30 I was just coming into my prime.  Who cared who trusted or not?  The babes thought I was a hunk.  Now, they just think I am a blob.  Thesaurus may say they mean similar things, but ah, the difference!

: : : and Cindy has to remind you of your name. 

: : Who's Cyndie? Who am I?

: Criminee, let's start with easier questions please......before we get to the hard ones!!  

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: : OH! Happy Birthday, Clabert! 

: : Rich ... Still plugging at 49!

: Yeah, Rich, we are plugging along, but you gotta admit one or two of those plugs start misfiring after 40!!!

: Bill R



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