Posted by Rich on March 19, 2001 at 10:25:04:
In Reply to: HAPPY BIRTHDAY CLABERT!!!!!! posted by Bill R on March 19, 2001 at 09:43:50:
: This is an important day for you! A milestone! The BIG 4-0!
: As you stand in front of the mirror today, at the stroke of the clock
: gonging out the moment of your birth forty years ago, watch the miracle that happens.
: Your hair falls out,
Not!
: your chest sags below your belt,
NOT!!!!
: you stoop a little,
Well, maybe a little ...
: remaining hair immediately turns gray,
It's happening. This is true ...
: the kids say "God Dad, what happened????
The only time THAT has happened, I was 41, I think. I used to sport a full beard. One day, I shaved ... everything, including my mustache ... To that point, a razor blade had NEVER touched my upper lip! My daughter, Miriam, seeing me for the first time, screamed in horror. Did wonders for my ego!!!
: You're so OLD!,
Yeah, yeah, yeah ... 30 was much more traumatic for me. Rememember, "Don't trust anyone over 30"?
: and Cindy has to remind you of your name.
Who's Cyndie? Who am I?
OH! Happy Birthday, Clabert!
Rich ... Still plugging at 49!