Posted by Bill R on March 19, 2001 at 09:43:50:
This is an important day for you! A milestone! The BIG 4-0!
As you stand in front of the mirror today, at the stroke of the clock
gonging out the moment of your birth forty years ago, watch the miracle that happens.
Your hair falls out, your chest sags below your belt, you stoop a little, remaining hair immediately turns gray, the kids say "God Dad, what happened???? You're so OLD!, and Cindy has to remind you of your name.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!! You aren't a GGGG yet, but you have reached the age that we will let you pledge for the fraternity.
Bill R