Re: Explain Marrow Toast for her Huggy & Cheese Whiz Issues

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: : : : : NOW you're talkin', Miss Marcia!  You tell 'em!!  I can see that we have reached an 'understanding' in regards to the 'Provisions Peace Talks'!  We are in TOTAL agreement as to the nature of the provisions which shall be allowed in the our Apartment, namely: 

: : : : : 1) NUTHIN with eyeballs!!
: : : : : 2) NUTHIN with no legs, dammit!!!
: : : : : 3) NUTHIN with odours that relate to sour milk, curds and whey!!

: : : : : GOT IT???  Those are the rules!! 

: : : : : Howsever, we would be MORE THAN HAPPY to allow our 'roomies' to bring any items relating to the 4 major food groups: chocolate, chips, ice cream and Bailey's (well, we don't want to dehydrate on account of not keeping up our fluid levels!!)

: : : : : What say you Miss Marcia - have I covered the IMPORTANT stuff?

: : : : : Kate.

: : : : My Dear Miss Kate,

: : : : Yes, I think you've covered it nicely.  I'm in complete agreement as to our approach to this matter, and will, of course, honor all your wishes with regard to legless food items and other such disgusting things.  You don't need to worry about me.  Uh-uh.  Nope.  No sirree.  

: : : : Your Pal In Food Rulings,
: : : : MMMMarcia
: : : : (Psssst...Christina, lass...bring the wheel of nice, sharp cheddar in the back way, whilst I distract her.  We can hide it under the couch, and I'll spray some Glade Cheese-Be-Gone air freshener around, and she'll never be the wiser!)

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: : : Just a little P.S. Miss Marcia!  

: : : Just thought you'd be pleased to know that I have 'inherited' one of the most useful qualities a person can have!  Indeed, I am 'genetically modified'!!  In other words, unlike most mere mortals, I have inherited my ole Grannie's gift of being 'fey'!!  Indeed, Miss, MY OWN genes have been modified to include this most precious gift!!  (For such as you that aren't acquainted with the term 'fey' - I have eyes in the back of my head!!)

: : : Therefore, Miss Marcia, you will be pleased to know that should some smart ass 'roomie' try to slink in the back way with some TOTALLY UNDESIRABLE food rations, I SHALL KNOW!!!  I will be able to suss out a slice of stilton before you can say 'Sharitarish'!!  Isn't THAT lucky???!  

: : : Yes, Miss Marcia, you can rest assured there will be NO sneakin' NO DAMNED CHEESE in no back door!!

: : : Yer fri'nd,
: : : Miss Katie

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: : CURSES!  Foiled again!  Hey!  That's it!  We'll wrap the cheese up in FOIL...then she can't smell it nor see it, and we'll tie pretty ribbons on it, and call it presents for each other!  Yeah, THAT'S the ticket!!  It should work!!!

: : MMMM  

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: Hey Miss Marcia,

: Now - this is just a rumour but... I hear that some of the 'roomies' are exchanging pressies - and *I'm* not getting one!!  I'm hurt!! Is it me just being sensitive or do you think the 'roomies' are taking umbrage because we of the Mansion of Mystery and Mayhem has set a few little 'ground rules' concerning the kitchen 'supplies'???  I really didn't think we were asking TOO much in that there be ABSOLUTELY NO jellied eels and NO steeenking cheese!!!  

: Well, Miss, it seems that 'YOU and I' are gonna have to stick together here - 'YOU and I' are gonna have to be supportive of each other!!  Else we're gonna end up with a fridge full of 'you know whats'!!! Aaaarrrgggg!!!

: Your friend in adversity!
: Kate.


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