Posted by MMMMarcia on March 13, 2001 at 20:56:19:
In Reply to: Re: Explain Marrow Toast for her Huggy & Cheese Whiz Issues posted by Kate on March 13, 2001 at 19:00:08:
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: NOW you're talkin', Miss Marcia! You tell 'em!! I can see that we have reached an 'understanding' in regards to the 'Provisions Peace Talks'! We are in TOTAL agreement as to the nature of the provisions which shall be allowed in the our Apartment, namely:
: 1) NUTHIN with eyeballs!!
: 2) NUTHIN with no legs, dammit!!!
: 3) NUTHIN with odours that relate to sour milk, curds and whey!!
: GOT IT??? Those are the rules!!
: Howsever, we would be MORE THAN HAPPY to allow our 'roomies' to bring any items relating to the 4 major food groups: chocolate, chips, ice cream and Bailey's (well, we don't want to dehydrate on account of not keeping up our fluid levels!!)
: What say you Miss Marcia - have I covered the IMPORTANT stuff?
: Kate.
My Dear Miss Kate,
Yes, I think you've covered it nicely. I'm in complete agreement as to our approach to this matter, and will, of course, honor all your wishes with regard to legless food items and other such disgusting things. You don't need to worry about me. Uh-uh. Nope. No sirree.
Your Pal In Food Rulings,
MMMMarcia
(Psssst...Christina, lass...bring the wheel of nice, sharp cheddar in the back way, whilst I distract her. We can hide it under the couch, and I'll spray some Glade Cheese-Be-Gone air freshener around, and she'll never be the wiser!)