Re: Marcia's food rules and East vs West Wing

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: : Oh man.  Am I glad I signed up for the East Wing rather than the West Wing.  No dealing with menu maniac, food tyrant, snack protracter, victuals dictator MMMMMarcia.  In the East Wing it is simple.  Got tobacco?  Cool.  Who needs more?  Nobody to tell you whether you smoked eel or smoked cig is allowed.  

: : I fear for the tranquility of Mohicanland.  Wars have been fought for less.  Hill people vs valley people.  "Take that you eel eater!"  "Ha!  Missed you food tyrant!  Eat this cheeze whiz grenade you philistine!". ratta tatatattatat goes the salmon roe machine gun.  Crawling under the barbed eel wire.  Hitting a trip wire and being peppered with prickly sea urchin.

: : It could get ugly.  

: : Bill R

: Hey, WHO YOU CALLIN' UGLY, GNOMEDOME???  Oh, you meant the SITUATION???  That's a horse of a different color...and no, I don't eat THEM, either!!!  Yes, I can see now that we will undoubtedly be involved in Full Scale Food Wars.  The good folks at the Geneva will not know what hit 'em!  Flyin' tentacles and flaming marrow toast EVERYWHERE!!!  Shouts of "DUUUUUUCK!!! Incoming squid bomb!"  or "LOOOOK OOOOOOUT!!  Bill's got SUSHI, and he knows how to use it!!"

: Omigawd!  What have we started here?  

: MMMM



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