Re: Marcia's food rules and East vs West Wing

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: : : But Momma Marcia, jellied eel is GOOD...ummm...I guess you aren't into eel, are you? Sushi's out too, huh? No sea urchin, no salmon roe? Pickled herring? How 'bout pickled herring? Out too? 
: : : Oh well...guess I can always bring my cheez whiz and crackers.
: : : Christina

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: : *ahem!*  See MMMMarcia's Food Rules posted earlier!!  No critters without LEGS!!  Rule NUMBER ONE!!  As for the urchins, which have bunches & BUNCHES of legs, they get ruled out just on GP.  (General Principles!)  On accounta the thought makes me ILL.  Ditto the raw fish!  Pickled herring is fine, though I don't really care for the flavor much.  At least it isn't GROSS and UNFOOD-like.  

: : And pay no attention to Miss Katie's rules about the Cheese Whiz...just be sure you put it in an unlabeled container & refer to it as butterscotch sauce.  She'll never know the difference.  Besides, she'll be out back trying to scare up a loincloth or two (oh, hahaha, pun INTENDED!) and won't notice what we're dining on, anyhoo!!

: : But DO study up on the rest of the food rules, so's I don't have to dump your cooler in the creek!!

: : Yer Pal,
: : MMMM

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: Oh man.  Am I glad I signed up for the East Wing rather than the West Wing.  No dealing with menu maniac, food tyrant, snack protracter, victuals dictator MMMMMarcia.  In the East Wing it is simple.  Got tobacco?  Cool.  Who needs more?  Nobody to tell you whether you smoked eel or smoked cig is allowed.  

: I fear for the tranquility of Mohicanland.  Wars have been fought for less.  Hill people vs valley people.  "Take that you eel eater!"  "Ha!  Missed you food tyrant!  Eat this cheeze whiz grenade you philistine!". ratta tatatattatat goes the salmon roe machine gun.  Crawling under the barbed eel wire.  Hitting a trip wire and being peppered with prickly sea urchin.

: It could get ugly.  

: Bill R



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