Re: Am I Just 'Nitpicking'? An Answer for Chris!

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Posted by MMMMarcia on March 03, 2001 at 14:05:46:

In Reply to: Re: Am I Just 'Nitpicking'? posted by Chris on March 03, 2001 at 10:24:37:

Chris poses:
On the cliff trail, Hawkeye has a gun in each hand, doesn't sight either of them, and hits two Hurons??? I don't think so. That was the scene that disturbed me the first time I saw it. Gee, maybe I'll have to watch the film again. I guess he could have hit them at point blank range. I don't remember how far from them he was...
: Chris

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OK, Chris...READ MY LIPS: H-E-R-O...HERO!!! Repeat after me, "Heroes can do ANYTHING!!!" They are able to leap tall waterfalls at a single bound, run straight up the side of a mountain without missing a step, and SHOOT TWO DADBLAMED GUNS AT ONCE WHILST CHARGING UP A STEEP PATH!! They can court the country's most beautiful woman with merely a long glance & a smile. They can tomahawk their way through TEEMING crowds of bad guys and never suffer a scratch...well, okay, maybe one small scratch underneath the left eye, or somethingof that nature, but that's ALL! They run faster, leap higher, play harder, love longer, and look BETTER! Now let's say it one more time...H-E-R-O...HERO!! Got it?

There. I think my work here is done.

*goes off into sunset, dusting hands together, & smiling smugly!*

MMMM

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